MANCHESTER - England - The continued terrorist activity in Britain and the rest of the civilised world will never end unless there is a full ground war and onslaught on the regimes and factions that support terrorists like ISIS.
LONDON - England - With ridiculous promises and hilarious utopian projections coming from Jeremy Corbyn and his clueless MPs, it is almost cringe worthy to see the socialist lemmings all clapping in unison to a bunch of mumbo jumbo Labour manifesto dreams that can never take place in any reality.
MAJOR NEWS BREAKING
NORAD COLORADO SPRINGS - USA - According to many sources, we are now at DEFCON 3, due to the deterioration of relations between the United States and Russia.
TOLD YOU SO
JAKARTA - Indonesia - The Daily Squib is offering five lucky readers an Asia plane ticket ride of a life time. To enter the competition please find details inside.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - America has many virtues, but it also has many vices. Do the vices outweigh its virtues? You decide.
LIVERPOOL - England - It's not only the designated city of culture but a magical city as well, that's why everything goes missing, including comedian, Bill Bailey.
SIBERIA - Russia - The Russians are back to the good old days of queuing for hours and days for their groceries.
CHICAGO - USA - President Obama's visit to a gourmet French restaurant, Le Jardin, was interrupted by a man begging for food on the pavement.
NEWS ON THE HOUR
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.