NUREMBERG - Germany - On the eve of being crowned the next unelected President of the European Union, Kommandant von der Leyen addressed massed EU Army brigades and EU Soviet workers party officials.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump was told to go back to Glasgow, Scotland to sort out problems there, by an African congress woman.
NEW JERSEY - USA - We publish an urgent message of peace written by a concerned Princeton professor addressed to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.
WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every morning.