WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has suffered many staff resignations due to her demanding temperament, however the palace may have come up with a suitable solution.
LONDON - England - Britons are a defeated people saddled with treachery, no backbone anymore, or any will for freedom, democracy or Brexit.
LONDON - England - Theresa May's deal will invoke a triple lock system where the UK will not be able to extricate itself from and will be forced to rejoin the EU.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.
BETHLEHEM - Palestine - Bible experts who adhere to #MeToo are saying that God had sex with Mary without her consent and raped her to birth Jesus.
LAS VEGAS - USA - There is very little difference between classic slot machines and the digital variety so prevalent today in casinos online and offline.