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This is Not the End of Afghanistan But the Beginning
LONDON - England - As the media and Biden administration hails the departure of U.S. forces as the 'end of Afghanistan', they cannot be more wrong -- this is the beginning.
Cockroach Evacuated From Afghanistan Given Pride of Place at White House
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The famous cockroach successfully evacuated from Kabul, Afghanistan has arrived safely at the White House at the request of Joe Biden.
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Unstable Deranged and Angry Biden Now Says He Wants to Nuke Somebody
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden, is angry at the reaction he has received for his incompetence and deranged attitude causing the Afghan humanitarian disaster, threatens to nuke someone.
Elon Musk Tesla Space Pizza X Delivery Company Ready by 2024
ALPHA CENTAURI - Elon Musk, will launch the galaxy's first ever Space Pizza X delivery company by the year, 2024.
Olympics Sport Climbing Silver Medallist Admits to Radioactive Spider Doping
NEW YORK - USA - Team USA’s Tokyo Olympics Sport Climbing silver medallist Nathaniel Coleman admitted today to doping by radioactive spider.
