Autumn Statement: Is it too Late For Tories?
LONDON - England - Is it all over for the Tories with a lacklustre bribe-filled Autumn Statement from the Chancellor?
Meghan Markle: “Harry is Old News Now!”
HOLLYWOOD - USA - Meghan Markle is moving on from grumpy Prince Harry with A-List film and TV deals.
Education: When You Can’t Even Read at 21
ATLANTA - USA - Is education failing in the West? Why are some sections of society failing so badly while others are excelling?
How the Once Great City of Minneapolis Was Lost
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - The tragic fall of the once great city of Minneapolis is a tragedy that is being repeated across many other American cities.
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David Cameron Lost Without His Brokeback Friend Nick Clegg
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We Must Be Prepared For a Labour Government
SCUNTHORPE - England - The UK must be prepared for a Labour government soon after the useless Tories are thrown out.
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ECHR Deports Suella Braverman to Rwanda
LONDON - England - The almighty ECHR that dictates everything the UK can do has had Home Secretary Suella Braverman sacked.
Why Hamas is Not Releasing Israeli Hostages
GAZA - The Hamas terrorist group are not releasing Israeli hostages for a very good reason.
UN Needs to Create Manned Buffer Zone in Gaza
GAZA - After terrorist group Hamas is eradicated from the region, the UN should build a large buffer zone between Israel and the Palestinian enclave.
Why It is Trendy to be an Extremist in Modern Britain Today
LONDON - England - Modern Britain is now full of people who support extremist Jihadist causes that call for the destruction of all Jewish people from earth.
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5 Great Things About Being an Alcoholic
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GAZA - Beware of the wrath of the Hebrew God, the Hamas terrorists who hide like rats behind Palestinian human shields are realising this now.
US Economy Recession: Sleepy Joe Goes Back to Bed
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Where Did Decades of Foreign Aid Billions to Palestinians Go?
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California Laws Allowing Shoplifting Rampage Free-for-all
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Nicola Sturgeon Passes Driving Test First Time Aged 53
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Hamas: “Thank you Joe Biden, We Got US Weapons From Afghanistan”
GAZA - Hamas need to thank Joe Biden for leaving $7 billion of high-end US weaponry behind in Afghanistan.
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GAZA - Israel is now bombing the rubble into smaller pieces of rubble in the Palestinian enclave.
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Greta Thunberg Training to be Hamas Suicide Bomber
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The Social Media Model That Caused War, Chaos, Polarisation
LONDON - England - Social media is the cause of mass human polarisation, war, chaos, misinformation and exploitative manipulation.
Jeremy Hunt and Sunak to Blame For Tory Election Defeat
LONDON - England - After six by-election losses, Tory election defeat is a certainty thanks to Jeremy Hunt and Sunak.