TEXAS - USA - Billionaire Jeff Bozos is to be shot into outer space hopefully on a one way trip, in a penis rocket.
NEWQUAY - England - Joe Biden, arrived in Britain on Wednesday but insisted he was visiting Croatia.
CALIFORNIA - USA - In a final insult to HRH the Queen, Meghan and Harry have named their daughter Lilibet, and lined her up for pole dancing.
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LONDON - England - In a globalised world, attracting International clients for your business is a must to increase your company's reach and profits.
MILAN - Italy - Fashion photographer, Luca Spreafico, has produced his first fashion film exploring the concept of dance as therapy for past traumas.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Harry and Meghan have been audited into the Church of Scientology, in its celebrity centre.
WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Joe Biden's proposal for a global corporation tax scheme is part of his communist agenda and should be thwarted at all costs.