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LONDON - England - Boris, the little greased piglet is getting nervous. He can hear all these people around him sharpening knives.
LONDON - England - Boris Johnson's government is on the brink after Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid resign.
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American Supreme Court to Ban Sodomy and Buggery Next
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Next on the Supreme Court agenda is to ban sodomy and gay marriage, after banning abortion.
American Womb-Carriers Upset Over Roe v Wade Abortion Ruling
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The ban on abortion ruling by the Supreme Court has many womb-carriers jumping around in protest across America.
Remoaner SNP Lib Dem and Labour Band Together to Win By-elections
LONDON - England - Another massive smackdown for the Tories and Boris Johnson with by-election losses.
