LONDON - England - Under the regime of Jeremy Corbyn's Marxist Collectivist Soviet rule, Britain would have the highest taxes in the Western world.
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LOS ANGELES - USA - Posh Spice seems to be in a spot of bother after being sued for $15 million because of an altercation between her bunions and a woman in a beauty salon.
MOSCOW - Russia - Sooner or later something is going to give, and you better have a state of the art nuclear bunker ready when Putin finally snaps.
LONDON - England - The Socialist Think Tank reveals the intricacies and nuances of socialist utopias and how they never work.
LONDON - England - The Prime Minister of Britain has finally come out as an evangelical Christian and has ordered the rest of Britain to embrace his beliefs and moral code.
LONDON - England - Some say there could be a meteor heading towards Wapping, or a plague of locusts, others say it is karma for the 'journalists' in the News of the World.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.