BRUSSELS - Belgium - Pathetic Theresa May is a loser with no charisma or bargaining power. Just go and let the real people deal with Brexit.
PORTLAND - USA - As the DS film critic, I was kindly invited to the latest film to hit the box office, 'Attack of the NPC Hordes' .
LAS VEGAS - USA - Now that Stormy Daniels has lost her legal bid to destroy President Trump, she will have to get back to work to pay off the massive legal fees.
ALL TIME NEWS ON THE HOUR
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The instatement of Justice Kavanaugh after much anguish and falsities, reveals that America is slowly winning the war against communism and socialism.