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Analyst: Why ISIS Was Doomed to Failure
VIRGINIA - USA - Retired military analyst, Joseph Dresden, reveals the major flaw that will see ISIS eventually defeated.
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Arsenal – Dare to Dream of November
LONDON - England - August has arrived but more importantly the Premier League is back and Arsenal supporters can dare to dream after an opening night win against Leicester.
Dunkirk: Triggered Feminist Wants More Women Fighting in WW2 Films
NEW YORK - USA - Women's magazine columnist Mehantara Boner is upset that the new blockbuster movie Dunkirk is an "excuse for men to celebrate maleness".
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Saudi Mini Skirt Beauty Was a Mirage Say Religious Police
USHAYQAR - Saudi Arabia - Officials chasing a mini skirted woman in the desert have come to the conclusion that she is a mirage.
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North Korean Pizza Toppings Cause a Stir
PYONGYANG - North Korea - The launch of Pyongyang's first pizza restaurant brings to fruition a ten-year effort by dictator Kim Jong-il - a renowned gluttonous pig and lover of western food - to create the perfect pizza and pasta in his homeland.
Looters of Summer Rehabilitated With Visits to British Museum
LONDON - England - The Summer of 2011 was notable for the riots across Britain, and the chaos that ensued such riotous looting behaviour. There is some positive news about the people involved in the rioting, as government agencies have rehabilitated over 95% of the looters, sources claim.
YouTube Shuts Down After Infringing Own Copyright
SAN BRUNO - USA - YouTube lawyers and corporate marketers have shut down the site for awhile because they think they have infringed their own copyright.
JK Rowling Donates £1million to Ministry of Labour’s Undersecretary Dolores Umbridge
LONDON - England - Out of touch fantasist and deluded author, JK Rowling, has donated a large sum of money to the Ministry of Nu-Labour headed by unelected taxation master Lord Gordomort.
Cross Dressing Cage Fighter Ruck With Gay Rugby Players Ruins Tesco Store Opening
BASILDON - England - There was mayhem yesterday when a charity celebrity Tesco superstore opening ceremony descended into chaos.
April Fools? We’re Off to Enjoy the Sunshine
LONDON - England - As is customary on every April Fools, the Daily Squib gets a well deserved day off. We're off to enjoy the sunshine.
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Henry Kissinger: "If You Can’t Hear the Drums of War You...
NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East.
Melania: When Donald Farts He is Always a Gentleman
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Melania Trump has revealed in a Hello magazine exclusive that the president has a problem with flatulence, especially during important meetings.
