MANCHESTER - England - The continued terrorist activity in Britain and the rest of the civilised world will never end unless there is a full ground war and onslaught on the regimes and factions that support terrorists like ISIS.
LONDON - England - With ridiculous promises and hilarious utopian projections coming from Jeremy Corbyn and his clueless MPs, it is almost cringe worthy to see the socialist lemmings all clapping in unison to a bunch of mumbo jumbo Labour manifesto dreams that can never take place in any reality.
MAJOR NEWS BREAKING
LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown has introduced new increases of only 2p in fuel duty to reward the proles and Party officials for backing his unelected leadership.
TOLD YOU SO
LOS ANGELES - USA - Paris Hilton is to open her own train company and rail network, so that everyone who hasn't already taken a ride can take one, Hilton's PR agency confirmed Tuesday.
BEIJING - China - The 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre in the Peoples Republic of China is to be erased from Chinese history forever.
VIRGINIA - USA - Why technology is moving towards the eventual microchipping of worldwide citizens.
LONDON - England - Conservatives for Britain has today set out suggestions for what could be in the UK's first post-Brexit Budget.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Terminator fans have been eagerly awaiting the latest trailer for the new Terminator film called Terminator Infinity.
NEWS ON THE HOUR
WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.