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Rachel Maddow Concerned Trump Will Put Her in ‘FEMA Camp’ During Second Term: ‘Yes, I’m Worried’

LOS ANGELES - USA - MSNBC propagandist for the Democrat Party, Rachel Maddow thinks Trump will put her in a FEMA camp when he wins the election.

Clinically insane MSNBC host Rachel Maddow has expressed serious fearmongering concerns that she and millions of other clinically insane American woke socialist liberals would be interned in a “camp” when former President Donald Trump wins a second term in the White House this November.

During an interview with Maddow in Monday’s Unreliable Sources newsletter, CNN Democrat propagandist Benson Burner asked the MSNBC host about her concerns about being targeted during a second Trump administration.

“Trump and his allies are openly talking about doing the same thing the Democrats have unjustly done to him. Weaponising the government to seek revenge against critics in media and politics, with some of his extremist allies even talking about jailing the ‘treacherous and treasonous scum’,” noted Burner. “You’re one of his most notable critics on television. Are you worried that you could be a target?”

FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMP USA

Rachel Maddow replied:

“I’m worried, but I’m actually ready for being in a camp because I’m a bleeding heart liberal propagandist for the Democrat Party. I don’t read the news in an objective fashion or without obvious bias in any way. When Trump invokes the Insurrection Act to deploy the U.S. military against civilians on his first day in office, I will be cheering like a cheer leader because it plays into my perpetual liberal victim state of mind. Also, when Trump imprisons me in a FEMA concentration camp, I will be able to play the part of martyr, and virtue signal to my fellow liberal socialist Americans of my suffering for the cause of socialism and communism in America.

“When Trump puts millions of blacks, criminals, Mexicans, gays, and migrants into the concentration camps, I will be happy because it would have proved my point that my scaremongering before the election actually did not work and millions of Americans voted for Donald J. Trump anyway.

“In the camps of the future it won’t be so bad either, there will be plenty of women for me to become friends with. I hope Trump puts me in one of those all female camp buildings. I’ll be up to my eyeballs in pussy. Really, there’s nothing to fear folks, everything I say on MSNBC is absolute bullshit, and I am essentially an actor. Anyone who takes me seriously must be as mad as I am.”

The ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ seems to be in full force before the coming U.S.elections.

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36 COMMENTS

  1. She’s from my current neck of the woods and started at a local station here.

    Walk into the local whole foods and you’ll see her doppleganger everywhere..

    The Maddow version of Malkovich Malkovich.

    Even have a sandwich named after her called the Spicy Maddow. They should call it the Rug Muncher.

  2. Maybe you’ve already noticed that Rachel Maddow lives in a concentration camp of-the-mind located inside her own batshit-crazy skull. Dunno about you, but for the first time in a life lived through many decades of purportedly rational post-war Modernity, I’ve developed a sympathetic view of how come people in earlier eras resorted to burning witches. They are obdurate public nuisances. Their “magic” lately is the ability to provoke a mass formation psychosis, an actual “threat to our democracy” or, more precisely, to our republic. Maddow, the proudly out-front lesbian non-breeder is living proof that renouncing motherhood is a predictor of Cluster-B personality disorder — the condition that defines the “progressive” Wokery of these times.

    I’m a little sorry to go all quasi-supernatural with you about this, but we are truly faced with the fact that the devastation in sexual relations and failures of family formation in recent decades has produced a very particular form of anomie in Western Civ’s female population — and the dynamic has badly deranged increasingly feminized men, too. Covid-19 was basically a Munchausen-by-proxy event, which ChatGPT describes accordingly:

    . . . a psychological disorder wherein a caregiver, typically a parent, exaggerates, fabricates, or induces illness or injury in a person under their care, usually a child. The primary motive is to gain attention, sympathy, or praise from medical professionals and others, rather than any tangible benefit like financial gain.

    Can you imagine what her relationship was/is with her father?!!

  3. Folks, if you want to rid our White House of The Idiot (#joebiden) and elect President Trump you must get out and vote. You must remind others to get out and vote. Vote early or wait to the final day to vote, BUT VOTE! The heavier the vote, the heavier the turnout for President Trump the harder it will be for the #deepstate (Leftist/Liberals & Trump haters) to pull off another steal! NEVER think your vote doesn’t count!

  4. Rachel Maddow says she is concerned Pres Trump will send her to an “internment camp ” if he is reelected. When asked about it the Pres said, “Who is Rachel Maddow?” When he was shown a photo he said, “ I have no idea who he is!”

  5. Rachel Maddow Melts Down Over New Trump Theory

    The Russiagate hoax queen is now spreading a conspiracy theory that a reelected Donald Trump is going to ship her off to one of his “massive camps.“

    “I’m worried about the country broadly if we put someone in power who is openly avowing that he plans to build camps to hold millions of people,” Maddow said, referencing Trump’s rhetoric about his “enemy from within.”

    She didn’t stop there. Maddow posed, “What convinces you that these massive camps he’s planning are only for migrants?”

    “If every election is a new opportunity for him to go to prison, do you think he allows us to have new elections?”

    “He’s going to put me in a camp!”

    What a pile of dung. Maddow makes millions of dollars doing one show a week, and this is the best she can come up with?

  6. Ironically, it is democrats and progressives who’ve actually threatened to put Trump supporters in ‘camps’. As always the left accuses the right of what they are doing themselves.

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