Jamie Oliver to Open New Chain of Restaurants

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LONDON - England - TV chef Jamie Oliver is to open a new chain of restaurants in the West End and Shoreditch.

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak in Beverly Hills

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LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people.

Dead Horse Unable to Flog Dead Horse

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LONDON - England - Theresa May is a dead horse trying to flog a dead horse of a rehashed deal that no one wants. She will try to push it through parliament for the fourth time in June.