17.7 C
London
Sunday, October 13, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldPANIC STATIONS: Mass Exodus of Wealthy Face Labour "Exit Tax"

PANIC STATIONS: Mass Exodus of Wealthy Face Labour “Exit Tax”

LONDON - England - Panic is spreading like wildfire across the country as those trying to flee Labour's tax hell will be hit with an Exit Tax.

For months Britain’s millionaires, billionaires, entrepreneurs, traders, educated professionals, businesses have been fleeing the country because of Labour winning the election when only 20% of the population voted, but now, Labour is threatening to bring in an Exit Tax.

The Labour Exit Tax will remove a substantial percentage of wealth from people trying to escape the fucked up tax hell of Labour’s punishing anti-aspiration, anti-capitalist Marxist deluge of horrific unjustifiable charges that will impoverish not only the rich but the poor as well.

It’s not just the rich who are fleeing Britain but decent hard-working families who simply cannot survive under the evil pestilent Labour regime of nastiness.

If you are thinking of liquidating your assets and selling everything to get out, you may already be too late before Labour brings in the Exit Tax and clobbers you with a massive bill that they will squander on their cronyism, and useless profligate socialist projects that serve no purpose to anyone apart from the highly paid big nanny state apparatchiks in charge of everything.

What can you do now as you are caught in the headlights of an Exit Tax?

Fuck all is the simple answer. Eat it up, see half your wealth sucked out of your bank account and fucking weep. Norway has effectively been sunk by such anti-capitalist tax schemes, but despite the mass exodus of wealth the socialist government in charge are too engrained in Marxist ideology to realise what is going on, and have effectively sunk the once rich nation to the depths of Venezuela.

Goodbye, Gulag Clown World Britain – The Exit Tax will be your final kick up the arse as you flee this shithole socialist dystopian tax nightmare.

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"

3 COMMENTS

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!