Who Gave the EU the Right to Dictate its Totalitarian Rules on the Internet?
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU has ruined the internet with its myriad of totalitarian rules and regulations to inhibit freedom on every level.
Triggered Woke People and Eco Zealots Encouraged to Choose Euthanasia
SCUNTHORPE - England - A Labour think tank details its proposals for the government to introduce euthanasia for the entire British Isles.
Rat Sadiq Khan Set to Win Again as Mayor of London
LONDON - England - The vile reign of rat Sadiq Khan as Mayor of London will probably continue, much to the detriment to safety and wealth.
MI5 20 Years Too Late On Chinese Espionage at UK Universities?
OXFORD - England - The MI5 have finally got round to warning UK universities of Chinese espionage stealing crucial research.
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LONDON - England - A vote for Rishi Sunak is a vote for Keir Starmer in the coming election, where Labour are the same as the Tories.
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Beyond Satire: Jews Could Be Arrested For Looking Jewish
LONDON - England - After an incident at a Palestinian protest, Jews could be arrested for looking Jewish by the police.
Joe Biden to Donate His Brain to Science
WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Joe Biden has revealed that he will donate his brain for scientific research.
Alternative Script For Tarantino Last Film May Never Materialise
LONDON - England - A secret script immaculately tailor-made for Quentin Tarantino may never be made into his last film.
EU Stasi Police Shut Down Farage Political Conference in Brussels
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The anti-democratic Soviet EU sent in Stasi police troops to halt a conservative conference led by Nigel Farage.
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TEHRAN - Iran - The brutal and clinically insane Iranian regime could be shut down in a week.
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SCUNTHORPE - England - As many household bills are going up, this simple method can help save money on TV and streaming as well as ensure you get the best value for money.
There Will Be an Eventual Backlash to Illegal and Legal Immigration Mass Influx
DOVER - England - Eventually there will be a backlash to the mass influx of illegal and legal immigration.
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LOS ANGELES - USA - According to reports, the disgraced former celebrity, Will Smith has a spaghetti fetish.
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SHANGHAI - China - A CCP linked company is threatening to register Daily Squib domain names.
Why Art is Being Killed by the Algorithm
LONDON - England - Art is being killed by the algorithm - the cold hard digital world of clinical numbers renders art as simply another variable.
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KILMARNOCK - Scotland - The newly introduced 'hate crime' law is now making children snitch on their parents.
New German Football Team Kit is a Hit With Fans
NIEDERKIRCHNERSTRAßE - Germany - The new German football team kit has taken fans by storm, many storming the HQ of the Sicherheitspolizei to buy it.
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Has Immigration Ruined Europe?
BERLIN - Germany - Some people are asking whether immigration ruined Europe. This is absolutely ludicrous, and silly to even ask.