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It’s Our Traditional Day Off

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib was formed on 1st April 2007, and today is our traditional day off.

April 1, 2024

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Hello dear readers, and non readers. Today is April 1st, and is thus a designated traditional day off for Le Daily Squib. While others are gallivanting around doing April Fool’s jokes, we at the Squib receive a much-needed day off.

Therefore, we shall be down the pub getting totally blootered and maybe end up catatonic.

One day off in an entire year is all we are granted, so we will naturally use the time wisely.

Have fun on April Fool’s.

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6 COMMENTS

MarinkaKfah May 20, 2024 At 17:07

The DS is not allowed a day off how dare u?
SenyaKf April 25, 2024 At 11:56

Мы будем вас выслеживать, и когда мы вас найдем, спасения не будет.
cvmuh April 7, 2024 At 10:42

So it is your day off? Be careful. Look around. We can be any where? Understood> May be you killed today.
Anonymous April 4, 2024 At 10:19

Call yourelfes the DAILY Squib???? More like once in awhile Squibs!!!!!
evelyn April 1, 2024 At 19:53

Typical the lazy Daily Squib staff take a day off on April Fool’s Day. Brilliant!
Joe April 1, 2024 At 08:36

I wish I could take a day off to go to the pub.

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