17.7 C
London
Wednesday, May 29, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldLocal Election: Rishi Sunak Thinking About Taking a Flight to Rwanda

Local Election: Rishi Sunak Thinking About Taking a Flight to Rwanda

LONDON - England - Beleaguered PM Rishi Suank is thinking of taking a one-way flight to Rwanda after the local election results.

After the worst Tory local election results in over 50 years, unelected Conservative leader Rishi Sunak is considering taking a flight to Rwanda himself.

“After viewing the local elections for my party with me as supposed leader, I have taken the decision to fly one-way to Rwanda and stay there indefinitely,” Sunak told the BBC on Friday.

During the flight, the beleaguered PM might even sit next to one of those $1.8 million Rwanda deportees he is so fond of.

“I will talk to them about the vagaries of crossing the Channel in a rubber dinghy and why they have a full beard despite claiming to be an 8-year-old child.”

Unfortunately for the Tories, the solid drubbing they received in the local election where they are set to lose over 500 seats will most probably be repeated in the General Election.

Mr. Sunak added: “Maybe when I am in my room in Rwanda cooking some ramen noodles for my supper and watching Rwandan TV, I will think back on those days when I used to be prime minister. Hey, at least I lasted longer than Liz Truss.”

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"

1 COMMENT

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

Translate »