Tag: election
Bad Egg Veruca Swinson Finally Flushed Down the Garbage Shoot
LONDON - England - Where is Veruca Swinson after her fateful meting of justice at the General Election?
Praising The Beautiful People of Blyth Valley, Northumberland
BLYTH VALLEY - England - The general election has seen some real surprises, like the people of Blyth voting for the Conservatives, after always voting Labour.
Dead Parliament Turkeys Could Not Postpone Christmas This Time
LONDON - England - The landslide win by Boris and Conservatives is proof that the dead parliament turkeys could not postpone Christmas forever.
Election 2019: This is a Sad Day For Communism
LONDON - England - It is a sad day for communism today as Labour have lost the election under their erstwhile leader, Jeremy Corbyn.
Squeaky Bum Time: If Boris Loses This We’re All Fucked
LONDON - England - As the election nears, the voters will decide the future of Britain once and for all. Will it be Boris success, and economic riches, or suicide by Corbyn, with communist disaster?
Agent Cob Wants to Start a Stasi Britain if Labour Wins...
ISLINGTON - England - Agent Cob (aka Jeremy Corbyn) has revealed how he will create a Stasi Britain when Labour wins the election.
Brexit Strategy: Farage Must Not Endanger Conservative Votes
THE NORTH - England - Brexit pioneer, and freedom fighter, Nigel Farage must not endanger splitting the Brexiteer vote in the General Election.
Jeremy Corbyn to Visit America to Teach Them About Good Quality...
LONDON - England - Jeremy Corbyn is to make a trip to America before the election to show Brits that Americans have extremely low quality food.
Unveiling Comrade Corbyn’s Soviet 10-Year-Plan
LONDON - England - Comrade Corbyn has outlined his 10-year-plan to sovietize Britain after he gains power.
Tactical Voting: Labour Voters Advised to Vote Conservative
SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour election experts are advising their usual voters to tactically vote for the Conservatives in the coming election.
