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Change UK Anna Soubry Celebrates Election Triumph of Winning No Seats

LONDON - England - Spokesman for the anti-democracy Change UK party, Anna Soubry today joyously proclaimed victory in the European elections by not winning one single seat.

Auntie Ann Widdecombe Coming to Brussels to Breathe Down Juncker’s Neck

BATH - England - Auntie Ann Widdecombe is coming to Brussels to breathe down Juncker's scrawny neck after being voted in as an MEP for the Brexit party.

Conservative Party to Get Loads of Votes in European Elections

LONDON - England - According to the latest polls the Conservative party will get thousands of votes at the European elections.

“Why Don’t You Resign? No One Wants You!”

COTSWALDS - England - Local election results released so far show a huge loss of seats for the Tory party across the country. Yet, failure Theresa May still refuses to resign.

Tories Keep Theresa May to Spare Boris Johnson Clashing With Brexit...

LONDON - England - It is in the interests of the opponents of the Tories that failure PM, Theresa May is kept in power to ruin the Conservative party further and allow others to flourish in the European elections.

Brexit Widdecombe Bomb to Destroy Opposition in European Elections

LONDON - England - The upcoming European elections and the Brexit Party has just gone nuclear, cue veteran former Tory MP, Ann Widdecombe.

Bloodbath Tory Disaster Planned For Next Month’s Local Elections

LONDON - England - The May 2nd local elections will see many Tory councillors lose their seats because of the Theresa May betrayal of her own party, as well as denying voters democracy by thwarting Brexit.

Why No One Will Ever Vote For the Conservative Party Ever...

LONDON - England - Under the current leadership and policies of Theresa May, the Conservative party will never be trusted again and lose successive elections for decades.

Every Vote For Theresa May is a Vote For Her Chequers...

LONDON - England - If the Tories cannot remove Theresa May, then it will have to be a general election.

Gift That Keeps Giving: Labour Hoping the Tories Keep May

LONDON - England - By keeping Theresa May, the Tories will lose millions of grassroots voters, and Brexiteers who will never vote Tory again. This is what Labour is hoping for in the next general election.

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