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LOS ANGELES - USA - Fans of porn celebrity Kim Kardashian have been wondering why she always travels in a stretch limousine?
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SILICON VALLEY - USA - Elon Musk is to lift the ban on Neo-Nazi leader Nick Fuentes, but the Daily Squib is still banned from X.
Local Elections: Murder at the Polls For Rishi Sunak
BLACKPOOL - England - PM Rishi Sunak has suffered a massive poll disaster at the polls in local elections for the Tories.
Russia, China and Iran Behind Pro-Palestine Pro-Hamas Protests
LOS ANGELES - USA - The West's enemies, Russia, China and Iran are also behind the pro-Hamas protests and riots.
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MONTECITO - USA - Prince Harry made a new appearance wearing military medals on his civilian suit, but royal fans were not impressed.
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SCUNTHORPE - England - A Labour think tank details its proposals for the government to introduce euthanasia for the entire British Isles.
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LONDON - England - The vile reign of rat Sadiq Khan as Mayor of London will probably continue, much to the detriment to safety and wealth.
MI5 20 Years Too Late On Chinese Espionage at UK Universities?
OXFORD - England - The MI5 have finally got round to warning UK universities of Chinese espionage stealing crucial research.
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CALAIS - France - It seems that for many illegal migrants, being sent to Rwanda is not a deterrent in any way.
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TEHRAN - Iran - The brutal and clinically insane Iranian regime could be shut down in a week.
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Review of Civil War (2024)
HOLLYWOOD - USA - Alex Garland's latest film, 'Civil War' is reviewed in this article.
The Amazing Leap Forward of AI Generated Music
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Remainers Threaten Mutiny About ECHR
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Biden: “Elect Me, I’m in the 20th Century”
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‘Influencer’ Piece of Sh*t Living in the Lap of Luxury Travels the World in Five-Star Hotels and Boasts a 75-PIECE Wardrobe Worth $2,500
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SCUNTHORPE - England - As many household bills are going up, this simple method can help save money on TV and streaming as well as ensure you get the best value for money.
There Will Be an Eventual Backlash to Illegal and Legal Immigration Mass Influx
DOVER - England - Eventually there will be a backlash to the mass influx of illegal and legal immigration.
Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”
THE NETHERLANDS - The Hague - Another much-needed arrest for Greta Thunberg, who profits with tonnes of money every time.