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First Californian Gay Couple to Tie the Knot
LOS ANGELES - CA - After the landmark ruling on Thursday outlawing the ban on gay marriage, the first Californian gay couple are now set to get married.
 
 
New Labour - New Memoir
New Labour - New Memoir

LONDON - England - Cherie Blair, John Prescott and Lord Levy are all abiding by the socialist doctrines of the Labour party by raking in millions of pounds on...

Obama Superdelegate Seen Flying Over Washington
Obama Superdelegate Seen Flying Over Washington

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's an Obama Democrat superdelegate.

Madonna Rocks the Crowd at Free Kent Festival
Madonna Rocks the Crowd at Free Kent Festival

Madonna wowed a 12,000-strong crowd with tracks from her new album, Hard Candy, at her only UK festival appearance of the summer – at Radio 1's Big Weekend in...



Austrian Home Improvement Show Describes How to Redecorate Sex Slave Torture Dungeons Austrian Home Improvement Show Describes How to Redecorate Sex Slave Torture Dungeons

LINZ - Austria - The Austrian version of Changing Rooms, Folterungräume, where the presenters redesign secret underground torture dungeons, has been a ratings...

Boris Johnson Thanks Daily Squib After Winning Mayoral Election Boris Johnson Thanks Daily Squib After Winning Mayoral Election

London - England - After a wonderful drubbing at the polls, Labour has been firmly whipped by the nations voters in local elections.

Bulimic John Prescott Eats Own Vomit at Croquet Championship Bulimic John Prescott Eats Own Vomit at Croquet Championship

London - England - The Ex-Deputy Prime Minister shocked the regulars at a local croquet championship by consuming his own vomit on their perfectly manicured...

Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK Fatal Stabbings at All-Time Low in UK

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.





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NEW YORK - USA - Unelected British leader Gordon Brown congratulated Robert...




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LONDON - England - Supreme unelected brother in arms, Comrade Brown today urged...





 
Nostradamus Obama Prophecies Revealed Nostradamus Obama Prophecies Revealed

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scholars for the Smithsonian Institute have uncovered new interpretations that may relate to Barack Obama, the Illinois senator vying to...

Latest: Diana verdict: She's Still Dead Latest: Diana verdict: She's Still Dead

LONDON - England - The High Court today declared that Princess Diana is still dead and has been dead since 1996.

Snoop Dogg Announces New KKK Album Snoop Dogg Announces New KKK Album

LOS ANGELES - CA - Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr AKA the celebrity rapper Snoop Dogg is in the middle of writing a new album about the Ku Klux Klan.

Heather Mills' New Disguise Causes Concern Heather Mills' New Disguise Causes Concern

LOS ANGELES - USA - Heather Mills has attempted to change her appearance once again to avoid being identified with her previous gold-digging crone incarnation.


 








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Beijing Olympic Flame Arrives in Tibet
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LHASA - Tibet - The Chinese Olympic flame arrived in Tibet...

Paris Hilton to Have STD Named After Her
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Chinese Olympic Swimming Event Under...

BEIJING - China - The Chinese Olympic swimming...

US Marine Wins Annual Iraqi Puppy Toss...

SAMARRA - Iraq - A US Marine was today honoured...

White Killer Whale Spotted

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Councils to Introduce Walking Tripod...

LONDON - England - The Labour government is...


Paris Hilton Unveils Latest Hollywood...

LOS ANGELES - CA - Paris Hilton has finally found...


Bill Clinton Portrait Sells at Sotheby's

NEW YORK - US Election fever has reached the...


Drudge Report Puts Prince Harry in...

HELMAND PROVINCE - Afghanistan - Prince Harry has...


Michael Jackson Writes Book to Save...

LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Jackson will come up...










Team McCann Release New Madeleine Suspect Photo Team McCann Release New Madeleine Suspect Photo

PRAIA DA LUZ - Portugal - Team McCann's McSpinner publicist, Clarence Mitchell, has released another sketch of the Madeleine suspect.

Britney Spears Paparazzi Orgy Shock Britney Spears Paparazzi Orgy Shock

LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney, who was recently linked to 'brummie' sleazebag pap photographer Adnan Ghalib, has had an orgy with up to 29 paparazzi at the same...

Which Extreme Weight-loss Methods Really Work? Which Extreme Weight-loss Methods Really Work?

LONDON - England - Size Zero model Anna Schwarz is commissioned by Channel 4 to complete a series of extreme weight-loss methods. How will she manage over the...

Lily Allen Suffers Miscarriage After £42,000 Holiday Lily Allen Suffers Miscarriage After £42,000 Holiday

MALDIVES - Lily Allen was distraught yesterday after having a celebrity miscarriage during a hedonistic smoke and booze fuelled week in the sun.


Leslie Ash Gets Big Smile on Her Face Leslie Ash Gets Big Smile on Her Face

LONDON - England - The actress Leslie Ash had a big smile on her face today after being awarded £5 million of taxpayers money from the NHS.

Dangerous Scatologist Cult to Take Over World Dangerous Scatologist Cult to Take Over World

LOS ANGELES - CA - A dangerous Scatologist cult headed by actor Tom Cruise is plotting to take over the world, a leaked video reveals.

London Voted Best World City for Quality of Life London Voted Best World City for Quality of Life

LONDON - England - Ken Livingstone, the London Mayor and Gordon Brown, Prime Minister have commissioned a think tank to conduct a study on London's high...

Bush Running for Third Term Bush Running for Third Term

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - George W Bush the Supreme Commander in Chief of the United States is running for a third term in office. He was spotted campaigning...


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The Daily Squib premier news source is proudly giving away a Nintendo Wii to one lucky recipient. It is still not too late to get a Wii before Christmas so...

Michael Jackson  Audition for Next Star Wars Film Unsuccessful Michael Jackson Audition for Next Star Wars Film Unsuccessful

LOS ANGELES - CA - George Lucas has denied Michael Jackson from making a world stage comeback in the latest Star Wars film currently in pre-production.

Chelsy Davy to Star in Female Car Mechanics 2008 Calendar Chelsy Davy to Star in Female Car Mechanics 2008 Calendar

DURBAN - South Africa - Prince Harry's on/off girlfriend is spending some time away from the freezing cold UK at her parents £1 million Durban apartment and...

Entire Labour Government Lost in Iowa Entire Labour Government Lost in Iowa

IOWA - United States - The entire Labour Government and Cabinet has been lost in the American state of Iowa. There are no plans to send for a search party as...






Pope Benedict XVI to Get Image Makeover Pope Benedict XVI to Get Image Makeover

VATICAN CITY - Italy - When he's not staring at worshippers with his hypnotic demonic gaze or sacrificing babies to Baal in the Vatican crypt, Pope Benedict...

Bizarre Bush Holiday Video - Starring Barney the White House Poodle Bizarre Bush Holiday Video - Starring Barney the White House Poodle

WASHINGTON DC - The U.S. president's bizarre annual Christmas comedy video - starring Barney the White House dog shows the Bush's fun side.

New Extreme Sport: Waterboarding Increasing in Popularity New Extreme Sport: Waterboarding Increasing in Popularity

WASHINGTON DC - A new craze has taken America by storm and is sweeping the extreme sports world off its feet.

Comrade Brown: All Fuel Protests Will be Crushed! Comrade Brown: All Fuel Protests Will be Crushed!

LONDON - England - Recently back from visiting Bolshevik troops in Eurasia and Eastasia, who are fighting on two fronts to increase oil production for the...















Britney's Photoshoppers go on Strike Britney's Photoshoppers go on Strike

LOS ANGELES - CA - The photoshop retouching artists who have been employed by pop star Britney Spears since the beginning of her career have gone on strike...

Monopoly Game Money Beats Weak US Dollar Monopoly Game Money Beats Weak US Dollar

WASHINGTON DC - The worldwide standard currency, the US Dollar, is now weaker than Monopoly money according to monetary analysts.

Heather Mills Grows Third Leg Heather Mills Grows Third Leg

LOS ANGELES - CA - Heather Mills McCartney has grown an additional leg in an astonishing discovery today at a Strictly Come Dancing filming session.

Comrade Brown Provides New Homes for Proles Comrade Brown Provides New Homes for Proles

KENT - England - Our Supreme unelected Commander in Chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced the building of new homes for prole workers on previously...





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