LOS ANGELES - USA - There are rumours circulating around Hollywood that the recent Islamic convert, Michael Jackson, may have misunderstood the wishes of the...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson is now said to be drinking Jesus Juice in heaven according to ministers at a local Holmby Hills chapel near the rented home...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson has died from a cardiac arrest according to insiders from UCLA hospital.

SCUNTHORPE - England - Gordon Brown wants to be a tech. college professor when he quits Downing Street, his close friends have revealed.

LONDON - England - Bring out the formaldehyde! Michael Foot, 93, has agreed to come back as leader of the Labour party after Gordon Brown is finally ousted as...

CANNES - France - Fred the Shred Goodwin has contemplated suicide. He speaks exclusively to the Daily Squib from his £4 million Riviera mansion.

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown has agreed for an inquiry into the invasion of Iraq which will be held behind closed doors and conducted by government and oil...

BRUSSELS - Belgium - British National Party leader, Nick Griffin is spearheading a schools project which could have all British schools using only...

LONDON - England - With news that Iran's Ahmedinnajacket and North Korea's Kim...

WASILLA - USA - Sarah Palin, the Republican governor, has ditched moose hunting...

AYR - Scotland - An arthritis sufferer was accused of littering and handed a...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Paris Hilton is to open her own train company and rail...

LONDON - England - Britain's Fascist group, the BNP, thanked Gordon Brown personally for handing over a taxpayer funded term in office yesterday.

LONDON - England - It's balls to the wall as Ed Balls volunteers to sing as a castrato at the Labour conference choir next week.

LONDON - England - There was a collective sigh of relief from the Conservative party after Gordon Brown clung onto his job as unelected leader of the ruling...

GARRAND - St Lucia - Famous pop starlet Amy Winehouse, who now owns a luxury home on the Caribbean island, has released exclusive snippets of her rehearsing...

STRASBOURG - France - Pop hack, Madonna, who is...

PITTSBURGH - USA - This years shooting season got...

BUCKHURST HILL - Essex - There was outrage and...

LILONGWE - Malawi - Jilted adoptee, Madonna has...

LONDON - England - Veteran porno actress, Jacqui...

LONDON - England - Party-goers and fun-seekers...

LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has been...

LONDON - England - One of the government's...

LONDON - England - A brave veteran of the D-Day...

LONDON - England - According to senior...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has...

PYONGYANG - North Korea - The launch of...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Gordon Brown nearly missed his appointment with American President Barack Obama when he lost his prosthetic eyeball during landing at...

LONDON - England - Celebrity reality show star, Jade Goody, has had a surgical operation to remove a publicist from her bowel in an effort to relieve the...

ESSEX - England - Amongst the professional mourners attending the new Jade Goody Tribute to her life as a celebrity Big Brother contestant, was a crew of about...

DUBLIN - Ireland - Passengers on Ryanair have learnt to live with paying £2.50 for a cup of watery sludge coffee. Now they may have to get used to paying...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - They wanted Change. Well, they got short change. New president, Barack Obama drops $1.75 Trillion within the first month of entering...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - First Lady, Michelle Obama with her president husband in tow, has been seen rocking the Dome nightclub in downtown Washington.

LONDON - England - PR Supremo, Max Clifford is set to turn his public relations skills onto University Challenge brainbox, Gail Trimble, who has been vilified...

LONDON - England - The Bank of England is set to begin "printing money" in a bid to boost the failing economy after its rate-setting committee...