LONDON - England - Conservative party leader and electoral candidate, David Cameron can't even make a cup of coffee, party members have disclosed.

LOS ANGELES - USA - Posh Spice seems to be in a spot of bother after being sued for $15 million because of an altercation between her bunions and a woman in a...

LONDON - England - Sir Bob Geldof is busy organising another major charity rock concert to stoke up his ego and help rebels in poor African countries buy more...

PARIS - France - The French government has commissioned an advertising campaign to highlight the dangers of smoking whilst performing fellatio.

SANTA BARBARA - USA - New files released to the public on Friday reveal that the pop star, Michael Jackson led a double life as an ordained Catholic priest and...

FLORIDA- USA - The Killer Whale apparently jumped out of the water and grabbed the owner mauling them to death, reports say.

LONDON - England - Full body scanners at airports to double as medical scans, an NHS spokesman said on Thursday.

LONDON - England - The government is to produce some helpful leaflets for staff at Number10 giving tips on how to cope with bullying from Gordon...

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Britain's UK Independence Party MEP, Nigel Farage was...

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Reports are coming in that more people were blown up by...

LONDON - England - Bullying Labour election campaigners are said to be...

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown does not bully staff, Lord Mandelson has said...

LONDON - England - Labour plans to stop the Tories winning the general election by hypnotising the electorate and by applying Barack Obama's reliance on lies...

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown, the unelected PM who has brought the country to its economic knees, is said to be thinking about retiring to his bunker...

LONDON - England - Oasis frontman and Neanderthal extraordinaire, Liam Gallagher is set to have a woman's mammary gland surgically sewn onto his head, the...

TEL AVIV - Israel - American intelligence services have ordered the Israeli Mossad agency to at least try to disguise their hitmen better, Washington's...

LONDON - England - As the decline of the family...

PORT-AU-PRINCE - Haiti - Twelve Goldman Sachs...

BOSTON - USA - Despite Barack Obama touting...

LONDON - England - In a bid to stop BA cabin crew...

TEXAS - USA - In a bid to get the former British...

ALABAMA - USA - Sophisticated polarised 3D...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Long term oil futures have...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama...

LONDON - England - Workers would only be forced...

COPENHAGEN - Denmark - The freezing weather and snow has brought the spectre of dangerous temperature rises to the Global Warming summit.

GRIMLEY - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Comrade Brown today urged proles to buy more albums promoting another one of Commissar...

BARBADOS - West Indies - Convicted Lockerbie bomber, Abdulbaset Ali al-Megrahi, who was freed from prison early after Gordon Brown's government made some...

NEW YORK - USA - Ed Herlihy, a 58 year old Twitter addict and car salesman from Queens, was today recovering in a hospital after having a massive heart attack...

COPENHAGEN - Denmark - Hot air peddler and liar extraordinaire, Al Gore, is set to make even more money than his first film, it was announced today.

MILAN - Italy - Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is to star in a new Hollywood production of Rocky it was revealed after speaking to executive producer...

FLORIDA - USA - Champion golfer, Tiger Woods, is to take a brief break from 'golfing' after another 18 hole victory that has gripped the world of sport.

BEIJING - China - The communist regime in the People's Republic is speeding ahead with plans to supply every Chinese person with an SUV or similar vehicle.