LONDON - England - Cherie Blair, John Prescott and Lord Levy are all abiding by the socialist doctrines of the Labour party by raking in millions of pounds on...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's an Obama Democrat superdelegate.

Madonna wowed a 12,000-strong crowd with tracks from her new album, Hard Candy, at her only UK festival appearance of the summer – at Radio 1's Big Weekend in...

LINZ - Austria - The Austrian version of Changing Rooms, Folterungräume, where the presenters redesign secret underground torture dungeons, has been a ratings...

London - England - After a wonderful drubbing at the polls, Labour has been firmly whipped by the nations voters in local elections.

London - England - The Ex-Deputy Prime Minister shocked the regulars at a local croquet championship by consuming his own vomit on their perfectly manicured...

LONDON - England - Fatal stabbings have decreased by more than 3% since last year, Home Office statistics reveal.

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Gordon Brown has made an urgent address to the proletariat and party faithful about recent changes to the...

LONDON - England - After many years of inciting people to get on the property...

NEW YORK - USA - Unelected British leader Gordon Brown congratulated Robert...

LONDON - England - Dale Winton who has been presenting the daytime shopping TV...

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected brother in arms, Comrade Brown today urged...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scholars for the Smithsonian Institute have uncovered new interpretations that may relate to Barack Obama, the Illinois senator vying to...

LONDON - England - The High Court today declared that Princess Diana is still dead and has been dead since 1996.

LOS ANGELES - CA - Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr AKA the celebrity rapper Snoop Dogg is in the middle of writing a new album about the Ku Klux Klan.

LOS ANGELES - USA - Heather Mills has attempted to change her appearance once again to avoid being identified with her previous gold-digging crone incarnation.

NEW YORK - USA - There was surprise amongst the...

BEIJING - China - The Chinese Olympic swimming...

SAMARRA - Iraq - A US Marine was today honoured...

ANCHORAGE - Alaska - A white killer whale was...

LONDON - England - The Labour government is...

LOS ANGELES - CA - Paris Hilton has finally found...

NEW YORK - US Election fever has reached the...

HELMAND PROVINCE - Afghanistan - Prince Harry has...

LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Jackson will come up...

PRAIA DA LUZ - Portugal - Team McCann's McSpinner publicist, Clarence Mitchell, has released another sketch of the Madeleine suspect.

LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney, who was recently linked to 'brummie' sleazebag pap photographer Adnan Ghalib, has had an orgy with up to 29 paparazzi at the same...

LONDON - England - Size Zero model Anna Schwarz is commissioned by Channel 4 to complete a series of extreme weight-loss methods. How will she manage over the...

MALDIVES - Lily Allen was distraught yesterday after having a celebrity miscarriage during a hedonistic smoke and booze fuelled week in the sun.

LONDON - England - The actress Leslie Ash had a big smile on her face today after being awarded £5 million of taxpayers money from the NHS.

LOS ANGELES - CA - A dangerous Scatologist cult headed by actor Tom Cruise is plotting to take over the world, a leaked video reveals.

LONDON - England - Ken Livingstone, the London Mayor and Gordon Brown, Prime Minister have commissioned a think tank to conduct a study on London's high...

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - George W Bush the Supreme Commander in Chief of the United States is running for a third term in office. He was spotted campaigning...