17.7 C
London
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldTrump Super Tuesday

Trump Super Tuesday

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Yesterday's Republican primaries was a sure-fire Trump Super Tuesday. The coming election will now be a re-run of 2020.

Yesterday was not just some regular Tuesday, nah, it was Trump Super Tuesday. In fact, it was a Tuesday with a decent amount of steroids, cocaine, speed and coffee. The Teflon Don has done it again, and this time he gained 14 victories in Alaska Virginia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Alabama, Maine, Arkansas, Texas, Massachusetts, Colorado, Utah, Minnesota, and California’s Republican primaries.

When you’re made out of Teflon, every dirty trick concocted by the Democrats by perverting the justice system and state legislature to attack you simply rolls off like water off a duck’s back. The corrupt Biden administration have made nearly a dozen attempts to derail Trump, but they still have not been able to do anything. The only dirty tricks that worked was the sham election in 2020 where the Democrats used the cover of the covid crisis to steal the election from Trump with partially filled in mail-in ballots, ballot harvesting and other dirty tricks.

It is still too early to see if the Democrats will come up with something else to thwart the Teflon Don in the elections later in the year, but if they do, it will be naturally denied by everyone and the media as it was before, but it will be in plain sight albeit ghosted.

On the flip side, the barely functioning rotting carcass that is Joe Biden has secured 15 major Democratic wins on Super Tuesday in Iowa, Virginia, Vermont, North Carolina, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Massachusetts, Maine, Arkansas, Alabama, Texas, Colorado, Minnesota, Utah, and California.

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

Translate »