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Fake Impeachment Emboldens Trump Supporters

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrat held Congress and House of Representatives may have impeached President Trump, but the whole fake fiasco has actually bolstered his vote base for the 2020 election and strengthened his hand.

Trump Will Win Election in 2020

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald J. Trump will win the next election, set for 2020. This event is guaranteed, and no one can stop it happening.

Bruce Jenner to Run For President 2020

LOS ANGELES - USA - When it comes to late runners, Bruce Jenner, the former Olympian gold medallist is in the back of the field, but a welcome addition to the Republican leadership contest.

Experts: Trump Set to Lose 2020 Election

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The 'Conservative United National Think-Tank' concludes a damning report on President Trump's chances of being re-elected in 2020.

Why Michelle Obama Will Not Run For President

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Even though Democrats are clambering over themselves to invite Michelle Obama to put herself up as a candidate for the presidency in the upcoming elections, the former first lady is refusing, for a very good reason.

Joe Biden Resumes Role as One of Nation’s Top Creeps

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Presidential candidate for the Democrats Joe Biden resumes his role as one of the nation's top creeps .

Creepy Joe Biden to Have Hands Cuffed and Wear Neck Cone...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - They call him the CSPAN Molester, Joe Biden, is running for the 2020 US elections but may be muzzled due to his creepy behaviour towards women and children.

Ocasio-Cortez Smuggles Her Pet Chihuahua into Congress

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Congresswoman, Ocasio-Cortez has been caught smuggling her pet Chihuahua, Okie, into Congress contravening all rules regarding animals being brought into the building.

Trump Delivers State of the Disunion Speech

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump has delivered the State of the Disunion speech to much silence and applause. But will he get the wall done? This is the big question.

Socialist U.S. Politician Hospitalised After Face Splits During Speech

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Socialist activist politician, Ocasio-Cortez has succumbed to a terrible face-splitting injury during a speech today and has been hospitalised in an area hospital.

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