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Trump Being Prepared For Rikers Island by Advisers

NEW YORK - USA - Former president and now convicted felon, Donald Trump is being prepared for Rikers Island maximum security prison.

After being condemned to jail by a biased Democrat jury with a guilty verdict, Trump’s beleaguered advisers are now scrambling to prepare The Don for a long stretch in prison.

No gold taps on Rikers

“We’re teaching him how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush and a razor blade. How to hide large objects up his ass, and how to shank someone who gets too close. Also, Mr. Trump will have to make allegiances with certain gangs in order to stay safe. The main Aryan gang in Rikers will be his choice,” Trump adviser, Ed Mazuma told Fox News.

The only road access to the island is from Queens, over the 4,200-foot (1,300 m) three-lane Francis Buono Bridge, dedicated on November 22, 1966, by Mayor John Lindsay. The street address is 15 Hazen Street, East Elmhurst, NY 11370. Before the bridge was constructed, the only access to the island was by ferry. Transportation is also provided by the Q100 MTA Regional Bus Operations route. In addition, privately operated shuttles connect the parking lot at the south end to the island. Bus service within the island for people visiting inmates is provided by the New York City Department of Correction on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

Melania visits

Melania will have to visit her husband at Rikers Island, but she will not be allowed to bring anything with her, so no files, cell phones or dynamite for Trump.

The Rikers Island complex, which consists of ten jails, holds some of the most dangerous criminals in America. Rikers Island holds 10 of the New York City Department of Correction’s 15 facilities and can accommodate up to 15,000 detainees.

“It’s brutal man. I was at Rikers for a 30-year stretch for murder. I seen people getting pulled apart in there literally. I seen men getting their asses raped by a pack of ten or twenty n***ers while the guards stood by. I seen fights so brutal that eyeballs were squished on the floor. It’s bad you gotta be a mean sumbitch to survive one single day. I was scared shitless every second of the day. Trump has no chance. He’s a dead man walkin’,” former prisoner, Seamus O’Reilly told CNN.

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