LONDON - England - The UK and correct Brexit, is in immediate danger if Labour makes ground.
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
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LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has gained exclusive video footage of the now infamous Trump Golden Shower video, which was acquired by FSB agents at the Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow.
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SAN BRUNO - USA - YouTube lawyers and corporate marketers have shut down the site for awhile because they think they have infringed their own copyright.
BRISTOL - England - It's that time of the year again where all the papers put up pictures of the cream of the crop A-level totty jumping for joy in fields with pieces of paper in their hands.
LONDON - England - Vast reserves of oil have been discovered in Harare close to dictator, Robert Mugabe's palace. On hearing of the wonderful news, George W Bush and Gordon Brown have despatched an invasion force to remove Mugabe from office.
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - With debts of $23 Trillion spiralling out of control, and unfunded Federal liabilities at $205 Trillion, the American economy is being sucked dry by profligacy that has only been exasperated by a socialist wasteful president who has a self destructive nature. The dip in 2008 was a warning not heeded, this is why the Dow will drop to levels not seen since the year 1985.
LONDON - England - Comrade Harriet Harman was spied touring the war zone sector of Peckham, South London yesterday.
KINSHASA - Congo - Another shipment of unwanted second-hand clothes has arrived from America at Le Beach Ngobila port this week much to the disappointment of the Congolese people.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.