First 3D Porn Movie Starring Roseanne Barr Causes Audience to Flee

January 13th, 2010

by Peaches Geldoffal

"I thought she was in the same room as me, then I saw she was naked, that's when the bile started rising in my throat and I threw up onto the dude sitting in front of me."

ALABAMA - USA - Sophisticated polarised 3D cameras have filmed the world's first porn movie with footage that has mesmerised audiences with its realism.

"I've never seen such a look of utter fear on peoples faces as I seen watching this movie. People were so fearful that some fainted on the spot, others started to projectile vomit and one even jumped from the balcony to their death," the manager for Emmets X Theater in Guntersville said.

The adult movie featuring ex-sitcom actress Roseanne Barr is under general release across America on Friday and will be the first 3D Adult movie ever released in specialist Adult cinemas.

This year 3D movies are all the rage after the amazing success of the James Cameron, Avatar production.

The producers of the Roseanne Barr film thought they could cash in by making it in 3D, but some say this may have backfired on them after a series of disastrous test screenings.

A still from the new Roseanne Barr 3D movie

"Roseanne's tongue came at me in 3D, and then her body was released. I've never heard blood curdling screams like that, you would have thought we were sitting in a slaughterhouse or something," Bud Dwyer, 34, a member of the audience recalled after the test screening.

Of the 10 major 3D movies released in 2009, four were in the top 10 highest grossing films at the global box office.

Paul Latrino, director of Here Cums Rosey 3D, said: 'This demonstrates that 3D is a very powerful medium and I have to say the CIA were in contact with me yesterday to see if they can use this Roseanne porn movie to torture terrorists with."

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