LONDON - England - The UK and correct Brexit, is in immediate danger if Labour makes ground.
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Hussein Obama is petitioning planners in Washington to approve plans for four minarets and a dome on the White House when he becomes US president.
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LONDON - England - An arrest warrant has been put out for ex-prime minister, Gordon Brown after the extent of his abuse of power was revealed following an independent investigation.
SYDNEY - Australia - The first reported Zika infection of a pregnant Australian woman is a precursor for more to come, as the Zika virus is transmitted mostly covertly without any knowledge from the host or authorities.
LONDON - England - We must stop dilly dallying around. Brexit means Brexit. Leave means Leave. Repeal the 1972 European Communities Act Immediately.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush fears that he may not get elected for a third term.
CHICAGO - USA - Black lives only matter in America if the person who shoots is a white policeman, otherwise black lives do not matter and are completely ignored.
BOSTON - USA - A prominent member of the Republican tea party was today suing the tea party after a scalding cup of tea was spilled onto his lap during a meeting, his lawyer disclosed.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.