Joe Biden to Donate His Brain to Science
WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Joe Biden has revealed that he will donate his brain for scientific research.
Paper Tiger Iran Could be Shut Down in One Week
TEHRAN - Iran - The brutal and clinically insane Iranian regime could be shut down in a week.
Adam Sandler Does Have an Iconic Style. Click Here to Learn Why it Stands Out
LOS ANGELES - USA - Comedian and actor Adam Sandler has an iconic style and wardrobe choice that compliments his personality.
Labour Darling Angela Rayner Talks About Her Luxury Properties
YORKSHIRE - England - The future deputy prime minister of the Labour Party Angela Rayner talks about her many properties.
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Biden: “Elect Me, I’m in the 20th Century”
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden says: "Elect Me, I'm in the 20th Century"
‘Influencer’ Piece of Sh*t Living in the Lap of Luxury Travels the World in Five-Star Hotels and Boasts a 75-PIECE Wardrobe Worth $2,500
TORONTO - Canada - A three-year-old Instagram influencer piece of sh*t has been jetting off on trips to France and Mexico
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Expert Shares Ways to Save Money on Netflix, Disney+, Amazon and Apple TV+
SCUNTHORPE - England - As many household bills are going up, this simple method can help save money on TV and streaming as well as ensure you get the best value for money.
There Will Be an Eventual Backlash to Illegal and Legal Immigration Mass Influx
DOVER - England - Eventually there will be a backlash to the mass influx of illegal and legal immigration.
Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”
THE NETHERLANDS - The Hague - Another much-needed arrest for Greta Thunberg, who profits with tonnes of money every time.
“The Rack” Makes a Comeback Thanks to the Snap-Happy Instagram Generation
SCUNTHORPE - England - The infamous medieval torture device "The Rack" has made a comeback with the Instagram generation.
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The Advantages of Industrial Shelving To Help Organise and Optimise
GLOUCESTER - England - Affordable, solid, and durable industrial shelving is a must for any business to organise and optimise space.
Who Knew? Will Smith Has a Spaghetti Fetish
LOS ANGELES - USA - According to reports, the disgraced former celebrity, Will Smith has a spaghetti fetish.
CCP Linked Company Threatens to Register Daily Squib Domain Names
SHANGHAI - China - A CCP linked company is threatening to register Daily Squib domain names.
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Hypocrisy of the West With China Threat
LONDON - England - The hypocrisy of the West when dealing with China is infuriating and a very sad sight to see.
The Russians Sure Don’t Mess Around With Terrorist Interrogations
MOSCOW - Russia - One thing is certain, the Russians sure don't mess around with terrorist interrogations.
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Think Tank: We Must Bring Back British National Pride
LONDON - England - Bring back British national pride once again is the message emanating from a newly formed UK think tank.
Global Mental Wellbeing Index: UK Second-Most Miserable Nation
LONDON - England - The Global Mental Wellbeing Index shows the UK is the second-most miserable nation in the world.
New Gov. Department ‘Ministry of Awkward Eye Gestures’ Opens to Blinking Praise
LONDON - England - The new governmental department, the Ministry of Awkward Eye Gestures' is a very serious concern to some ministers.
AI Software Engineers to Swarm the Market – Introducing Devin
SILICON VALLEY - Human software engineers may have just had their day, as AI software engineers sweep the market.
OpenAI ‘Figure 01’ Robot Speech-to-Speech Reasoning
SILICON VALLEY - USA - The OpenAI 'Figure 01' robot displays its amazing abilities in a new video.
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Palace Denies There Was Any Royal Photoshop Disaster
LONDON - England - Kensington Palace has released a statement denying that there was a royal Photoshop disaster for the latest portrait.
F*ck Net Zero We Are in a WAR
LONDON - England - Net Zero can only come after the next global war. It cannot be achieved before the war.
Exclusive 100 Free Tickets to All-Inclusive Haiti Holiday
PORT-AU-PRINCE - Haiti - We are giving away 100 free tickets for an all-inclusive Haiti holiday.