Non-Dom Ban Means Mass Exodus of Foreign Rich From UK
LONDON - England - The ban of non-Dom status will mean a mass exodus of foreign rich people from the UK.
FAQ About Resveratrol Anti-Ageing Properties
LONDON - England - The health anti-ageing benefits of Resveratrol have been well documented with multiple studies. It is found in the skins and seeds of red and purple grapes, berries, peanuts, and pistachios.
Lactating HIV+ Trans Male Who Identifies as Non-Binary Female Cat Donates Milk
MONTREAL - Canada - A lactating HIV+ trans male who identifies as a non-binary female cat is now donating his chest milk.
Useful Idiot Jeremy Hunt Saving Spending War Chest For Labour to Spend
LONDON - England - Jeremy Hunt, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, is a useful idiot who is going to leave Labour a vast purse of money to spend.
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There is No Common Ground With Sunak
LONDON- England - To have a supposed leader of a country with absolutely no common ground with voters is not a recipe for success in elections.
The Last Five Winners of the Ryanair Chase
CHELTENHAM - England - The prestigious Ryanair Chase is truly a celebrated fixture on the National Hunt racing calendar. We examine the race's past winners.
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Our Delightful Dystopia of Conformity
LONDON - England - Our delightful dystopia of conformity and woke happiness is now a complete system incorporated into every society in the Western world.
How Fusion Games Change Up Classic Formulas
LONDON - England - If you're tired of old casino games, why not try the new fusion games that are all the rage now?
ECHR to Demand ISIS Bride Shamima Begum Has British Citizenship Restored
STRASBOURG - France - The ECHR will most certainly overrule British courts denying British citizenship to ISIS bride Shamima Begum.
Michelle Obama to Replace Puppet Joe Biden For 2024 Election
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Michelle Obama is set to replace the puppet Joe Biden as presidential candidate for the 2024 Democrat election ticket.
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Meghan Markle Joins Islam
MONTECITO - USA - Meghan Markle has claimed she has joined Islam. It is not yet clear if Harry has joined as well.
This Daily Squib Plan Would Empty the UK in a Month
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib proudly presents a plan that would empty the UK of migrants in less than a month.
Series II of ‘Plugged in, and Tuned Out’ by Clive Branson
ONTARIO - Canada - We showcase Series II of the thought-provoking illustrations by artist Clive Branson.
SATIRE NEWS
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Ignorant NIMBY and short-sighted Republicans who are against Ukraine defence funding are insular and deluded morons.
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Why Food Costs Increasing? ESG, EU, WEF Climate Agenda War on Farmers
LONDON - England - You may wonder why food costs are increasing? Well, that's because of the war on farmers by ruthless climate change zealots.
Joe Biden Memory: “I Don’t Remember Pressing the Red Button”
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Joe Biden memory loss is so great that he did not even remember when he served as vice president or when his son, Bo died.
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Illegal Economic Migrant: “Now I am Christian I can Stay in Your Country”
DORSET - England - An illegal economic migrant is one of many who is claiming to have converted to Christianity to gain asylum in the UK.
Why 2013 Was Great Year For the Spread of Syphilis and Super Gonorrhoea
NEW YORK - USA - The year 2013 saw a massive explosion in the spread of STIs like syphilis, HIV and gonorrhoea.
Apple Vision Pro: How much Technology is Enough?
LOS ANGELES - USA - The newly released Apple Vision Pro VR/AR goggles are now commonly used while driving cars on California's freeways.
Grammy Awards: All Male Judges Vote For Taylor Swift For Fourth Time
LOS ANGELES - USA - Taylor Swift said she is 'mind blown' as she becomes the only artist to win the prize four times at the Grammy Awards.
British Army Regiments to be Reduced to One Soldier
CHELMSFORD - England - The Ministry of Defence announced today that all British army regiments will be reduced to only one soldier.
THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH NEWS SATIRE
Harry and Meghan: When Bullies Speak Up About Bullying
LONDON - England - Bullies come in all shapes and sizes, and some even pretend to be virtuous whilst conducting their bullying.
Electric Vehicle Users Are Discovering a Technology That Surpasses Their Dreams
LONDON - England - Electric vehicle users are now discovering a revolutionary technology that far surpasses their current mode of transport.
Genshin Impact: Exploring Mechanics and Features of miHoYo’s Success
LONDON - England - This Chinese-made game is taking the world by surprise. Genshin Impact by miHoYo is truly a great success in the gaming world.