LONDON - England - The UK and correct Brexit, is in immediate danger if Labour makes ground.
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
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MASSACHUSETTS - USA - Computer geek boffins at MIT have finally developed a computer that can write Daily Squib articles operating at 5 quadrillion operations a second.
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CANTERBURY - England - Theologians have revealed why an all seeing God in the Bible knew nothing about Australia or America.
LANGLEY - USA - The Central Intelligence Agency plans on showing Barack Obama some of the interrogation techniques they employ first hand after he exposed them in memos last week.
BRUSSELS - Belgium - You cannot have borders with no checks in a situation of war. If you open borders you invite attack on your citizens, and the EU hierarchy are directly responsible for the deaths of their own citizens.
ELLESBOROUGH - England - Speaking at the PMs official country residence at Chequers, David Cameron has revealed his resolve to pay the £1.7 billion bill the EU has so generously gifted to the UK.
BUENES AIRES - Argentina - The thirtieth anniversary of the Falklands war has taken a hard toll on Argentinian president, Cristina Kirchner, photos reveal.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Another Hollywood actress died of natural causes, as cited by the local medical authorities in Beverly Hills yesterday.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.