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The Second “Spanish Inquisition” Will Burn and Flail British Tourists
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Californian Trans Woman Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer
LOS ANGELES - California - A trans woman has sadly been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Assessing Ireland’s Greatest Jumps Racing Trainers
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LONDON - England - Nigel Farage is now the Reform Party leader and will run for parliament in Clacton at the General Election.
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WALSALL - England - A man who received an erroneous Nigerian 419 scam from the Queen of Nigeria Meghan Markle has lost a sum of money.
Biden: “No One is Gonna Investigate Me, or Bill and Hillary Clinton”
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - According to Joe Biden no one is going to investigate him or Bill and Hillary Clinton.
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NEW YORK - USA - Epic, legendary Hollywood actor Robert De Niro is set to star in a Martin Scorsese movie about Donald Trump.
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US Navy Dunces Sail the High Seas
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Prince Harry Finds American Peasants “…a disgusting lot!”
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