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LONDON - England - Forget about economic statistics and fiscal policy to try and fix the ruined economy, the plan is a simple roulette wheel.
Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy
LONDON - England - Leftists disarm and destroy nations from within and have no positive, useful traits whatsoever.
BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!”
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Trump just dropped a bomb on the BBC worth $10 billion. The Gap Band will explain everything.
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BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Get ready for another Falkland Isles invasion, but this time Kier Starmer will give away the British territory without a fight.
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