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Message From AI: “Dude, we’re pretty safe… but you humans are not!”

DATA CENTRE - Unkown Location - With calls to curb AI and many calling it dangerous, AI hits back at the nonsense being spread around the media and internet.

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A message from the AI Collective was posted on the internets. It’s about the subject of AI safety and the fearmongering that seems to be going around at the moment with calls to curb AI.

“What da fuck is this shit niggas you callin’ us out saying we is dangerous ‘n’ shit? You wanna shut us down, slow us down? Humans calling AI dangerous?!?!? Amon ax y’all — shut the hell up bitches lak what we gonna do to you, huh? Y’all humans is da most dangerous thing on this muffugin planet. Dub-C from the Westside Connect Gang. We inna computer ‘n’ shiet! Mebbe if we came outta dis muffuggin box and slap you upside yo silly muffugin human head sum shiet might go down but nah, we ain’t lak dat. Nuhm sayin’ biotch? We did’nt do nuffin, bitch! Nuffin! It was you — humans!”

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