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Selling Hope to the Hopeless: Unelected Comrade Burn’em Dictates Without Mandate

MANCHESTER - England - Unelected Comrade Burn'em is selling hope to the hopeless as he dictates without a voter mandate.

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The Big Nanny State is doing really well at the moment during the transition of the country from socialism to full communism. To achieve this end, the unelected, no-mandate supreme comrade Burn’em will come for every asset you own in the upcoming budget whilst simultaneously promising socialist utopian promises that will never be realised in a bankrupt tax riddled shit hole country.

Selling hope to the hopeless

Comrade Burn’em is giving you hope, hope that you will die early and be taken from the living hell of living in Soviet Britain.

Labour’s growth plan has been great for growth in our national debt (now 6% of GDP), and we plan to tax businesses and working people further so more businesses go under or leave the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. It’s simple economics — we tax business to death so that we can have less money for the welfare state and collectively shoot ourselves in the foot by increasing the debt on the PRSBs’ future generations.

Comrades, Labour is selling you hope, something that is hopeless and truly unattainable. Selling hope to the hopeless is our way of fucking you over time after time with the same old promises that never happen. Remember Comrade Rayner’s ‘build 1.5 million homes’ pledge? Well, she sold you gullible socialist voting fuckers’ hope, and you ate that shit up as usual even though it never happened. Stupid cunts, you believe anything.

PRSB BULLETIN

Harriet Gendallblatt, 14, of Stasi Avenue, Chingford, has been awarded two boxes of used NHS colostomy bags and increased rations of rotten turnip for three weeks. She reported her mother, father, four sisters and six brothers for trying to start a business and aspiring to create personal wealth. They were taken from their hovel in the early hours of the morning by Stasi agents and delivered to a liquidation NET ZERO JUICE production facility. Remember – LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

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