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Nvidia’s Huang Put His Wang in a Huang

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Nvidia shares have fallen sharply after the CEO Jensen Huang had a relationship with a Chinese communist party spy, Alice Huang.

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Sometimes the so-called cleverest people in the world do the dumbest things. Stupidity has no boundaries, and men thinking with their little head get themselves into all sorts of trouble. Shagging a CCP Chinese commie spy, Alice Huang, is probably pretty high up on the list. Jensen Huang the CEO of Nvidia, may have spilt many secrets onto the Chinese spy, who in turn relayed all the juicy info to Beijing. Maybe she was wearing a blue dress at the time like a certain intern was wearing during the Clinton presidency years?

Since Friday’s close Nvidia is down by $395billion, and is still falling. Time to fill yer boots …

 

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