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Comrade Bolshevik General Mark Milley Honoured by Chinese Communist Party

BEIJING - China - American Bolshevik General Mark Milley will fly to the Chinese capital today to be honoured by the CCP and PLA for betraying the USA.

Preparing For War: China’s Ban on “Sissy Men”

BEIJING - China - "Sissy Men" akin to Korean K-Pop stars are a role model for many young Chinese men, however the Communist Party wants Chinese boys to be masculine and strong.

China Fed Taliban Vital U.S Intelligence Prior to Takeover

KABUL- Afghanistan - PLA intelligence from China aided the Taliban in securing the entire country from the fleeing Americans.

Evil Chinese Regime Displays 100 Year Ceremony With Communist Robots

BEIJING - China - The 100th anniversary celebrations of the Chinese Communist Party displayed the robotic horrors of a grotesque, evil regime.

Xi Jinping Regrets His Covid-19 Virus Not Killed Enough People Worldwide

WUHAN - China - Xi Jinping has been hugely disappointed that not enough people globally have died from the Chinese engineered Covid-19 virus.

If You Are ‘Woke’ You Are Working For the Communist Chinese

LONDON - England - Western culture and democracy are in danger from 'woke' Chinese communist indoctrinated people internally.

New China Directive: All Americans to Get Anal Swabs

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered his subordinate, Joe Biden to force all American citizens to get anal swabs.

Woke Woman Seeks Out Triggering Because it Thrills Her

LOS ANGELES - USA - A Woke Marxist activist woman actively seeks out things or people that trigger her purely for thrills.

Globalism Update: We’ve Got Four Years Work to Catch Up

BEIJING - China - After four years of Trump, globalism has a lot of catching up to do. Hail the new era of Chinese supremacy.

The Joy of Living in Today’s Internet Gulag

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Comrades, you must all speak and think the same in today's internet gulag hive mind or be cancelled.

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