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Chinese Developing Deadly All Terrain Military Robots

ZHEJIANG - China - Engineers are creating deadly all-terrain military robots that will be very effective in future wars.

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Imagine thousands, or millions, of these all-terrain military robots swarming over an area. They can crawl, fly, swim and shoot accurately utilising AI targeting systems, and are fast, agile creatures that can evade the enemy.

Utilising 3D printer technology, these military robots are being developed right now, but imagine them being manufactured by the massive industrial military complex of the PLA and CCP?

The robots could be parachuted onto foreign soil, or delivered directly onto any territory by clandestine methods.

The future of warfare is definitely one where robotics plays a large part.

China has the capability to mass manufacture anything it wants by the million, whereas the West is still dependent on China for its manufacturing.

When the Chinese talk about the “enemy”, they are talking about the West. Essentially, the Chinese are using the West to fund their military, so that they can eventually use that military to eradicate the West. In essence, we are funding our own eventual destruction.

As is the case with most Chinese things, we suspect the guy who designed this robot is a fan of Superman because it looks very similar to one of the mini ship designs in the Hollywood production. Here is a scene with the thoroughly sexy German actress Antje Traue showcasing the ship.

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    1. They’re prolly mass producing billions of these evil looking bugs right now in their factories. Sick f-cks!!!!! I say nuke em before it’s too late. Make em into a glass crater.

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