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Trump Going Through Blondes Like Lost Election Promises

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Another Trump blonde exits almost as fast as she entered the White House. The blondes are racking up a count, it seems.

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Who needs a 5-minute Will drafted when you have a 5-minute fake lawyer “attorney” pretend to be a White House press secretary. Katie Zacharia is the notable blonde in question here, lasting only 5 days in the role before being booted out of the job in disgrace after lying on her CV that she was a lawyer. It seems that Trump likes the blondes front of house and, regarding Stormy Daniels, the back of the house too, but they don’t last long with The Don. Three or four strokes and he’s done.

Nothing to see here, folks; just another circus extravaganze gone horribly wrong, much like those election promises that never materialised.

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