Comrades, there is nowhere to hide from high taxation in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. All wealth and profit is deemed as capitalistic and evil. We have noticed that the internet companies and businesses have created profit. This loophole will be shut down in the next Labour budget. The internet tax will also ensure that all citizens are forced to pay for the BBC whether they use the internet or not or never watch the BBC. This is a fair tax that will ensure that Labour Party propaganda indoctrinates you and your children 24 hours a day whether you want it or not.
We already tax everything and remove any form of wealth accumulation, capital gains or aspiration. If you work hard and innovate, the Labour Party punishes you. How dare you try to make a profit? How dare you try to make life better for you and your family by working harder while there are families and millions of illegal migrants and foreigners who get free money from the state and refuse to work?
It is our aim to shackle all citizens in perpetuity to the state via the socialist welfare system. It is our goal at this time to increase the size of the Big State because we as socialists believe that the Big Nanny State creates growth in the economy and the private sector does not. The private businesses are being phased out by our heavy taxation policy. Eventually there will not be any private wealth or private property in the PRSB because all capital and equity will be absorbed into the Big State.
Labour’s 10-year plan is to transition from hard socialism to full communism. We are seeking to create a Politburo instead of a democratic parliament. We seek to outlaw elections. We seek to dissolve the old vestiges of imperialistic hegemony. We seek to break up the banks. We seek to rejoin the European Union in a Soviet pact, which will solidify the move to a global communist single government with China and the EU at the forefront.
As all private wealth and property is absorbed by the Big State through our collectivist communist operation, there will be equality for all—equality in poverty. That is, apart from high party officials, who will live in luxury.
You will be happy. You will be forced to watch the BBC, and we will force you to fund it, whether you like it or not, through internet tax. You will love the BBC. You will watch it and you will appreciate the BBC. There is no way you will escape the BBC. You will worship the BBC.
Sadly, comrades, we are still in a semi-democratic state, and until the element of “election” is vanquished, we are at the mercy of this vile democratic process. Comrade Andy Burnham has been installed and is unelected, and his modus operandi is to be elected and given a mandate by the useful idiots who vote for the Labour Party in the upcoming General Election.
Once Labour wins that election, Comrade Burnham will quickly initiate the 10-year plan for full communist integration. That will be the last election this nation will ever have to endure, and the people will be freed from democracy. Full communism will take approximately 5 years to initiate because confiscating all private wealth, including disintegrating the capitalist banking system will take some time.
During that period, citizens may see their rations lessen, and there may be bouts of intermittent civil unrest. Do not worry. Our Stasi units will increase CCTV surveillance and tracking, and we will build more gulags across the country to accommodate those who do not agree with the transition to full communism.
Thank you for reading this far, you vile cunts. Now pay more tax and freeze in your Net Zero hovels, you fucking pleb scum.
