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MORE WAR: Trump Agrees Russian Oil Deal to Fund Enemy

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - President Trump has secured a large Russian oil deal so that Putin can continue his war on Ukraine and Europe.

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Kompromat has a lot to be answered for, and Donald Trump has so much kompromat on him that he has agreed to do a massive Russian oil deal.

“I’m funding the Russians so they can continue in the war, destroying Ukraine. Vlad called me up and said if I don’t do this, the photos and videos will be released on TikTok. Well, looks like it’s more war and more money for the Russian war machine. Hopefully they can decimate Ukraine and move towards the rest of Europe soon after,” Trump told reporters at a White House press conference.

When asked whether the USA and NATO was now funding the Russian war machine, Trump answered truthfully.

“Yes, in no uncertain terms, the USA is now funding Russia’s wars of aggression. This Russian oil deal will ensure more war for the world. Ukraine will be dust tomorrow, then it’s Germany, Norway, Finland, Poland, Spain and France. Fuck ’em all. As for the UK, when the Russians land, they can throw twigs and pebbles at the soldiers.”

What’s next for Trump? Funding Hamas? Funding China and North Korea, or how about funding Iran?

The ball’s in your court, sir!

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