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WASHINGTON - D.C. - There's blood on the cities of America after a midterm election nightmare for the Republicans and lame-duck Trump. and Donald Trump

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Holy moley! Never before have we seen such destruction. Trump just had his ass handed to him and then some. From chicken to lame-duck in one fell swoop. For the Democrats, duck shooting season has come early, but is it a sin to shoot a lame duck limping around like his butt just got reamed by millions of American voters? You can bet some Dems will not hesitate in putting that lame duck out of his misery.

Saddle up, and lawyer up. If you are a Republican, this is going to be a litigation festival where the ruination of many will be televised and reported upon with no mercy or pity.

The Hispanic vote disappeared faster than an ICE agent bundling a Mexican into a van, and what about those traditional red states…holy fuckeroonie, Senate seats in states including Kansas, Iowa, Texas, Ohio, Maine, North Carolina and South Carolina went from red to blue.

As is the case with the commies, when they win, they DEI everything in sight. We got Black, Muslim, LGBTQ, and trans wokery all back in the mix as governors and Dem senators.

From here there is only impeachment to look forward to, and pretty much all that Trump has done is reversed.

Even the far-leftist Spanish PM, Pedo Sanchez put the boot into Trump as he revelled in the rise of global communism with another major right-wing casualty falling on his sword.

Former president Obama was in a San Francisco bathhouse when he heard the news of the major Republican rout. “I celebrated with another round with the boys!”

Hillary Clinton was so happy she coughed up an unknown object into her glass of water before shaking uncontrollably and frothing at the mouth.

Joe Biden pissed his pants — as usual.

Hunter Biden smoked a crack so big he went to hell and heaven at the same time.

etc., etc., etc. …

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