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Bo Selecta! Russell Brand Gets 10 Years Possibly at Monster Mansion

LONDON - England - Russell Brand has been sentenced by the Crown Court to 10 years and 6 months.

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Russy Wussy might be spending his large sentence at Monster Mansion (HMP Wakefield Prison) which is a notorious prison that houses some of the sickest, most evil sex offenders in the UK. It is the prison where the word “nonce” was first coined. News via the vine sees even more raped women coming forward after Russell Brand was sentenced today, which would invariably increase the rapist’s sentence even further… oof!

Naturally, the BBC executives, managers and other staff who encouraged Brand, and turned a blind eye over the decades to do his raping and sexual assaults have all got away with their dastardly deeds and eluded justice.

Monster Mansion awaits its newest applicant…

 

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