Tag: celebrity
Man Says He is Happy to Pay For Vast BBC Salaries
BURNLEY - England - A man has revealed how he is happy to pay for the massively overpaid BBC salaries of celebrity broadcasters.
Cardi B Loses Cardigan in Knitting Accident
LOS ANGELES - USA - Urgent reports are coming in that celebrity Cardi B has lost her cardigan in a knitting accident, or something like that.
Former Prince Harry Shows Off His Californian Garden
CALIFORNIA - USA - Former Prince Harry was filmed on Sunday walking around his Californian garden as he spoke of his joy of moving to his new mansion in the hills.
Keeping Up With the Sussexes – Netflix Series Coming in December
LOS ANGELES - USA - Netflix has announced the 'Keeping Up With the Sussexes' series will be aired in December.
Queues Over Two Miles Asylum Seekers Seen Outside Gary Lineker’s House
LONDON - England - Thousands of migrants have been queuing outside Gary Lineker's house begging to be chosen to live in his £4 million mansion.
Thousands Cancelling Netflix Subscriptions After Meghan and Harry Woke Deal
LOS ANGELES - USA - Thousands of Netflix subscribers are now ditching their subscriptions after hearing the horrid news that Meghan Markle have made a huge deal so they can preach their hypocrisies to everyone who uses the service.
Meghan is Imitating Diana After Years of Study
SANTA BARBARA - USA - Meghan Markle has adopted to full persona and dressing style of the former Princess Diana, for her own gain.
Another Tedious Megain Markle Lecture to the Unwashed Masses
SANTA BARBARA - USA - It's another day, and another tedious lecture from the 'self-appointed' voice of the people, Meghan Markle.
Meghan Markle Pees in Extensive Gardens Instead of Using 16 Bathrooms
SANTA BARBARA - USA - Despite having 16 bathrooms in their new $18.6 million mansion, Meghan Markle still likes to pee in the garden.
Why is Michelle Obama So Depressed?
CHICAGO - USA - Michelle Obama, the former first lady is apparently depressed. We reveal the real reasons for this unfortunate malaise.
