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Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants

WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every morning.

Spice Girls 450th ‘Zimmer Zimmer Ah’ Cash-in Tour

MANCHESTER - England - It's time for another bank account refill, so the Spice Girls are out on another tour to cash in more money.

Jamie Oliver to Open New Chain of Restaurants

LONDON - England - TV chef Jamie Oliver is to open a new chain of restaurants in the West End and Shoreditch.

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Thwarts Dangerous Toxic Leak in Beverly Hills

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrity, Kim Kardashian, was today involved in a terrible incident in which she saved hundreds of people.

BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide...

BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.

No Name Yet For Harry and Meghan Markle Baby Girl

WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle has given birth to a baby girl. Prince Harry and Meghan have requested total privacy with the new baby.

New Tarantino Film Featuring Charles Manson Inspired By Ocasio-Cortez

LOS ANGELES - USA - Quentin Tarantino's ninth movie, is set to be another major blockbuster. The director explains some of the influences for the new script.

Royal Palace: Meghan and Harry Baby Could Be Called Leroy or...

WINDSOR - England - In anticipation of the royal birthing of Meghan and Harry's baby, royal courtiers have revealed some of the names the young couple are proposing.

Classy Duchess Meghan Visits Graveyard in Grimsby

GRIMSBY - England - The celebrity couple Meghan and Harry were today visiting a graveyard and youth centre in the delightful northern town.

Miserable Prince Harry Now Shadow of Former Self

WINDSOR - England - Prince Harry since marrying calculating Meghan Markle is now a miserable former shadow of self.

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