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Starving Child Outside Meghan £500,000 Baby Shower Was Thrown Scraps

NEW YORK - USA - Meghan Markle's £500,000 three day baby shower was an eventful celebration, and even included a starving homeless child.

How the Goy Slaves Rebelled Against Sir Philip Green

MONACO - Sir Philip Green is currently being investigated by the police on allegations of sexual and racial abuse.

Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor

LONDON - England - Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has been given some delightful news about her maternity, doctors have revealed at St Mary's Hospital.

Meghan: The Last Thing an Overworked Prostitute Needs is Another Banana

BRISTOL - England - Meghan Markle presented bananas with empowering words written on them to tired prostitutes just after another night shift.

Grand Tour Episode: Triggered Drama Queen Has Hissy Fit in Jungle

CARTAGENA - Colombia - Not happy with the hijinks of the Grand Tour trio, a has-been reality show singer has gone after them in his Wrangler jeep.

Shock as Michael Jackson Revealed to be Paedophile

SALT LAKE CITY - USA - Michael Jackson fans are once again in a state of denial over irrefutable evidence in a new film proving their hero is a paedophile.

Duke of Edinburgh Auditions For New Dukes of Hazzard Film

WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has auditioned for the latest instalment of the Dukes of Hazzard.

Meghan Markle Aides Could Be Replaced by Robot Says Palace

WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has suffered many staff resignations due to her demanding temperament, however the palace may have come up with a suitable solution.

Golden Globes Red Carpet Extravaganza Wows Crowds

LOS ANGELES - USA - The 76th Golden Globe Awards took place at the Beverly Hilton hotel on Sunday.

You Too Can Be Great Again in 2019 Just Like Donald...

LONDON - England - As stocking fillers go, this Christmas, why not add a book that will truly enlighten you in the ways of President Donald Trump.

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