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Gambino Boss Whacked!

NEW YORK - USA - Gambino family boss, Frank Cali was executed outside his Staten Island home on Wednesday.

How the Goy Slaves Rebelled Against Sir Philip Green

MONACO - Sir Philip Green is currently being investigated by the police on allegations of sexual and racial abuse.

Why Black People Never Commit Any Crimes

LONDON - England - Black people commiting crime does not exist and to say it does is a crime in itself, this is why all mention of such things must be brushed under a carpet and forgotten, because it never actually happened.

Shock as Michael Jackson Revealed to be Paedophile

SALT LAKE CITY - USA - Michael Jackson fans are once again in a state of denial over irrefutable evidence in a new film proving their hero is a paedophile.

All British Police to Finally Be Armed

LONDON - England - Police officers across the UK will all be routinely armed with firearms, a new white paper announced, Tuesday.

Boy Considered School Outcast for Not Enough Stabbing

LONDON - England - Twelve year old schoolboy, Kev Peters is today in hiding because he has not been involved in enough stabbings like the other boys in his school.

London Primary School Runs Out of Stab Vests

LONDON - England - One of the capital's primary schools has run out of stab vests for the pupils.

Russian Novichok Tourists Enjoyed Britain’s Sights

MOSCOW - Russia - The Russian tourist couple who were recently in Britain, talk about the sights they saw on their holiday.

The Question No One is Asking – Why Was it So...

SALISBURY - England - Why was it so easy to smuggle the deadly Russian nerve agent, Novichok, through British airports?

Making It Through One Day in Sadiq Khan’s Violent London

LONDON - England - Labour Mayor, Sadiq Khan's capital is now so dangerous that many are living in perpetual fear.

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