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Evil Labour Goblin John Healey Coming For More Tax

SCUNTHORPE - England - Say goodbye to the last vestiges of your money as Labour's new chancellor gears up to take everything.

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There is a good reason why the majority of wealthy professionals and business owners have left the UK in one of the biggest brain drain wealth exoduses in British history. The climate of defeat and bankruptcy is being compounded by an evil taxation regime that sucks every ounce of money out of people’s pockets. If you work in Britain, you are fucked. If you retired in Britain, you are really fucked. Your pensions, your inheritance tax payments, your savings, and your very homes are now in the Labour spotlight. The new goblin in charge of reaming you for every penny you own is John Healey, a demonic suppurating pustule on the puckered arsehole of inhumanity whose job is to fuck you and your family until there is literally nothing left.

Labour are bankrupting the country at such a rate with their useless socialist projects that the interest payments on Britain’s debt are in excess of £130 billion each year. This massive cost takes up about 8% of all public spending.

Interest rates are set to rise once more, compounding the evil stench of debt and rotting death across the labour-defiled landscape of Gulag Britain.

Hold on to your britches…the October budget will kill the last vestiges of hope you ever had.

Labour’s beloved “working people” will bear the brunt of all of their profligate insanity.

Putin does not have to do anything. The UK is a weak, morose, self-destructive toilet of despair and fear, and the festering goblin John Healey sups on newborn babies to sate his insatiable appetite for human flesh and taxation.

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