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Do Harry and Meghan Have Targets On Their Heads?

CHIPPING NORTON - England - Do Meghan Markle and Harry have targets on their heads, and is there enough security for them?

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Think about this for one second: the world is currently swimming in a sea of vicious slime; there are fanatical Iranian operatives, angry Russians, Chinese spies, Houthis, ISIS, brainwashed North Korean commie automatons, focused contract professionals, CIA, MOSSAD, deranged Americans, and lone-wolf psychopaths every fucking where. Put into this mix two celebrity grifters who previously had some ties to the British royal family, who have been featured in various vanity Netflix projects, et voila, the crosshairs are in place.

Who knows what sort of “security” a bankrupt former royal like Harry can afford, especially as he has a massive £36 million bill to pay to the Daily Mail for that vanity court case he lost?

With the level of hatred and vitriol thrown at these two “privacy-loving” private citizen flunkies, they should have AWACS and a Pentagon-style bunker to retire to after every Instagram photo op where they display their kids for PR purposes.

Asking the British taxpayer for security is moot; Britain is bankrupt. The British government cannot even muster enough money for its own defence, let alone for the security of these two freeloading braggards. The hard-socialist government has squandered all its cash on bolstering social welfare and the Big State whilst coshing the private sector with disproportionate levels of punitive taxes restricting any form of economic growth. The interest payments on Britain’s debt are now beyond levels ever witnessed and have condemned the country to a diabolical state of purgatory and inevitable decline.

Still, the media is awash with these two shysters, and there is no reason or end to their search for privacy as they court the cameras and revel in the media attention they actively push themselves. Who is to say there are not nefarious forces out there or in plain sight working on some plan?

Sitting ducks…

 

 

 

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