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King Charlie Puts the Smack Down on Grifters Harry and Meghan

SANDRINGHAM - England - King Charles III has put the duo of grifters Harry and Meghan down with an official statement.

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The King has suddenly grown a big pair of brass balls as he put out a notice that the grifters, Harry and Meghan, should not be treated like working royals after their erroneous return to Britain. The fake duo who expected to be treated like royalty have been designated as private citizens and not treated as part of the royal family.

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Without the specific access to the royal family, the Netflix grifters will not have more ammunition to monetise their D-celebrity status.

Meghan and Harry fooled many Americans for years and made millions of dollars off the suckers, but in the UK, people see through bullshit in a second and are not fooled as easily.

The Sandringham deal stands for now, and no one should forget how the late Queen Elizabeth II was treated in her last days by these freeloading sneaky grifters who would sell their own grandmothers for a quick buck if they could.

The royal family needs to be vigilant and never divulge anything of any importance to Harry ever again. Once bitten — twice shy. Now that the royals have shown that they mean business, the grifters might eventually move on once again.

 

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