Tag: royal family
Miserable Prince Harry Now Shadow of Former Self
WINDSOR - England - Prince Harry since marrying calculating Meghan Markle is now a miserable former shadow of self.
Samantha Markle Hires Voodoo Priestess For Meghan
PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - The estranged half-sister of Meghan, Samantha Markle has travelled to the country to gain the assistance of a Voodoo priestess.
Starving Child Outside Meghan £500,000 Baby Shower Was Thrown Scraps
NEW YORK - USA - Meghan Markle's £500,000 three day baby shower was an eventful celebration, and even included a starving homeless child.
Thomas Markle Creates Banana Pizza to Commemorate Meghan Birth
ROSARITO BEACH - Mexico - Meghan Markle's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has come up with an amazing banana pizza to get back into her royal favour.
Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor
LONDON - England - Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has been given some delightful news about her maternity, doctors have revealed at St Mary's Hospital.
Meghan: The Last Thing an Overworked Prostitute Needs is Another Banana
BRISTOL - England - Meghan Markle presented bananas with empowering words written on them to tired prostitutes just after another night shift.
Meghan Markle: “Let them eat banana”
WINDSOR - England - Finally, we can reveal exclusive insider information regarding Meghan Markle and bananas.
That Was Quick! Prince Philip Gets NEW Motor Delivered Less than...
SANDRINGHAM - Norfolk - Less than 24 hours after he crashed his Land Rover, Prince Philip has had a replacement vehicle delivered to the royal estate.
Duke of Edinburgh Auditions For New Dukes of Hazzard Film
WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has auditioned for the latest instalment of the Dukes of Hazzard.
Meghan Markle Aides Could Be Replaced by Robot Says Palace
WINDSOR - England - The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has suffered many staff resignations due to her demanding temperament, however the palace may have come up with a suitable solution.
