Tag: royal family
Harry and Meghan Book: “Fine Whine and Freedom” Bargain Bucket Hit
LOS ANGELES - USA - The latest book from a whining Harry and Meghan contains a lot of useless whining about the immense privilege of being in the royal family.
Meghan Markle: “It’s My Job to Bring House of Windsor Down”
LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan Markle has spoken outwardly of her wish to punish the British royal family and destroy the House of Windsor.
Duchy of Cornwall Garlic Proves Too Strong For Asda Man
GRIMSBY - England - Prince Charles caused a man to faint today whilst visiting an Asda store.
Prince Andrew Being Coached On How to Survive Prison
RIKERS ISLAND - USA - Prince Andrew is currently being coached by prison ex convicts and aides on how to survive a long stretch in an American prison.
Prince Charles Has Finally Been Corona’d King
WESTMINSTER ABBEY - England - Prince Charles has finally been corona'd as king after many, many, many years of waiting.
Meghan Reveals Harry Suffers From ‘Post Traumatic Royal Disorder’
VANCOUVER - Canada - Meghan Markle reveals that poor Harry is suffering from Post Traumatic Royal Disorder, after returning from England.
Will Harry Ever Forgive Meghan For Her Crime?
LONDON - England - The final appearance of Harry at Westminster Abbey, put aside by the royal family, was one that will stay in Harry's memory for a long time.
Queen Elizabeth II Eagerly Awaits Meghan Markle’s Upcoming Visit to Britain
TOWER OF LONDON - England - Pariah former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle is set to visit Britain for the last time, and will receive a nice surprise when she comes.
Queen Was Bullied and Blackmailed Into Megxit Demands
VANCOUVER- Canada - Meghan Markle's PR teams threatened the Windsor household and Queen with a tell-all series of TV interviews claiming racism and sexism if the couple did not get favourable monetary exit terms from the royal family.
Prince Harry, Leave Her in Canada!
WINDSOR - England - D-list actress, Meghan Markle, should be left in Canada where she fled, royal experts advise Prince Harry.
