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‘Compassionate’ Meghan Markle Ignores Her Dying Father in Hospital

MONTECITO - USA - Meghan Markle constantly flouts her compassionate nature regarding global causes, yet feels none for her own father in hospital.

Queen’s Speech Without the Queen

LONDON - England - This year's Queen's speech funnily enough does not involve the Queen in any shape or form attending parliament.

Meghan Markle Needs to Come Back to UK Urgently

MONTECITO - USA - Meghan Markle and Harry are being urged to return to the UK so they can spread more royal gossip for trashy American TV shows.

BREAKING: Prince Andrew to Join Foreign Legion

AUBAGNE - France - Former royal, Prince Andrew is said to be considering joining the French Foreign Legion as a way of avoiding the upcoming court case involving sex with Virginia Giuffre when she was 17.

Exiled Prince Andrew to Go Live With Harry and Meghan in...

MONTECITO - USA - Exiled Prince Andrew who has been stripped of his titles and uniform, will go and live Harry and Meghan in their mansion.

Camilla Receiving Counselling After Joe Biden Fart

GLASGOW - Scotland - Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, is said to be recovering well after Joe Biden farted in her presence at the COP26 Climate Change conference.

Prince Andrew: “Have You Been Served?”

LONDON - England - According to some reports, there are claims that Prince Andrew has been served lawsuit papers from U.S. lawyers.

Lawyers For Epstein Sex Slave Plan to Parachute into Balmoral to...

BALMORAL - Scotland - Lawyers for former prostitute, Virginia Giuffre, are desperate to hand over lawsuit papers to Prince Andrew.

Prince Andrew Just Needs to Hold Out Till December 7th

WINDSOR - England - Prince Andrew must hold out until December 7 before the lawsuit against him is thrown out of court.

Royal Family Look Pathetic and Defenceless Against Constant Attack

MONTECITO - USA - The British royal family will eventually succumb to irreparable damage from constant attack.

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