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PR Experts: Why Harry and Meghan Trying to Get Back With Royals

LONDON - England - Why are Harry and Meghan so desperate to get back with the royals after years of denigrating them publicly in the press?

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Public relations experts for a top firm have analysed the recent reports that a meeting took place at the ROSL, in St. James, London. The supposedly clandestine meeting took place between the staff of King Charles III and the Sussexes, who were negotiating a possible realignment of relations with the royal family.

Who leaked the details of the meeting to the press is debatable, but it is more than likely that the Sussex team wanted to show off their bid for reconciliation to the global press, thus displaying to the media and their fans that they are still relevant and “royal” despite courting celebrity Hollywood status in the last few years?

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The Sussexes have solidified their image apart from royal circles, and their claim to “fame” existed on dishing the dirt on the Windsors, but lately this tactic for attention has waned, so now they are desperate to garner more ammo, possibly for another Netflix series or another book.

“The Megxit stuff is old-hat now, and they can’t keep rehashing the same old tripe. Harry and Meghan need new material to moan about to the media circus and to bolster their fan network. This is their technique, and they need to be within the royal fold for new material so they can denigrate the royal family as much as possible, resulting in more attention and lucrative media deals for themselves,” a PR insider revealed.

Prince Harry even leaked details of a phone call to King Charles on his 75th birthday, amongst many leaks by both Harry and Meghan Markle to their preferred media sources.

The King was really disappointed with the entire debacle because within hours of the “private” conversation the details were leaked from the Sussex side to favoured media and that really crossed the line in the sand for the Royal Family because so very little of their lives is genuinely private.

Hollywood rumours currently circulating are that another film about the caustic relationship between the estranged Sussexes and the royal family are in the early phases, with Harry and Meghan having a thorough hand in the project. As yet, these are unconfirmed reports.

Should the royal family trust such desperate attempts at reconciliation after years of incessant attacks?

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28 COMMENTS

  1. It’s very suspect they would have a secret meeting and call the photographer in. I suspect this is all Meghan Markle because she is very calulating.

  2. Old Charlie boy and his sausage fingers can get back with those two grifters for all I care. Since the Queen died the monarchy has gone down the lavatory.

  3. The Sussex Squad would love there to be a reunion so they can get more dirt on the royal family.

  4. They’re going to force Wills to make up with dopey and the grifter as well. Poor Wills feel sorry for him.

  5. The Rise and Resilience of Her Royal Highness Princess Meghan : Power, Purpose, and Poise.Meghan Markle is a quietly—and powerfully—rewriting the narrative. She is Not just surviving, but thriving—as a businesswoman, philanthropist, mother, and partner.

  6. The haters can hate all they want Meghan is the Princess of Africa she is superior royalty to the sht british royal family.

  7. None of Harry and Meghan’s efforts to cozy up to The King will matter once Prince William becomes King. It will all come to nothing.

    William is so over their betrayal and shenanigans. He’s too busy living his best life 😎

  8. Meghan is making Harry make deals. You can bet Harry is trying to get “guarantees from the King, about titles, money, LOS etc, which he will then use to batter William, probably in the courts. This is going to run and run.

  9. I’m starting to believe this was a set up by King Charles & the Palace to see who the leaks truly are. Now, more than ever, the King knows Harry & Meghan are the rats. If true, it’s a brilliant move from the Monarchy to lure in your enemy and then expose them to the public.

  10. Charles is weak. Anyone can take that guy for a ride and manipulating him is as easy as pie for Markle.

  11. Congrats, Harry and Meghan! You’re now trending. Are you happy? Look, we all know you two jerks leaked this nonsense to get attention, because you two are a joke around the world. No one cares about you or your please, Pa, I’m broke secret stories FO Harry.

  12. Hazza and Megs have a net worth of 80 mil. Not nearly what the royal family leeches off of it’s citizens but it’s more than enough to have a good life in Montecito. Shut up with your hate articals.

  13. They are invited everywhere. People buy ANY
    THING they sell – and they make millions off of it. We support them because they give so much back – between the INVICTUS games and ARCHWELL – they are loving & caring & don’t give a fk what losers think or write

  14. Harry and Meghan haters are so miserable!🤣

    Don’t be mad crackerz William & Kate are locked in an expensive cage where they can’t do what they want

    Royals can’t use their puppet strings on Harry & Meghan and the world is their oyster

    They are beloved&winning!

    Lucky to have them in the USA

  15. Leak what you want Sussex losers.
    What really matters today?
    Harry and Meghan show the backs of the heads of their kids running like rats in the dirt.
    It must be heartbreaking for Harry to see Wills and Kate’s kids photographed at Wimbledon.
    Is it any wonder the Sussex Squad are going crazy with bitter jealousy?
    Bwahaha!

  16. Sussex Squad loozers need to get a life. You’re on the losing team you are being tricked and manipulated by a bunch of grifters.

  17. William will not be easy to turn around and Meghan says she hates Brits never wants to come back to the UK.

  18. Harry and Megs desperately need their Netflix contract renewed this Fall, and hence they’re pushing for a meeting with the family, by showing they’re still relevant to the family. Also, Meredith Maines is the same PR guru who urged Harry to give the BBC interview, the same mistake that further strained relations between them. And, Harry needs the Family at Invictus.

    So everything that is unfolding is for H&M’s monetary gain and fame, rather than any real desire for peace. William, Catherine and Camilla realize what’s going on, but the King ….. as always, the weak link in the Family. And Harry and Megs are moving in to capitalize. They know Charles is a soft touch and easy to manipulate.

  19. if the Palace had instigated this meeting, then I doubt they would have booked a table, outside, anyplace, at any venue that was open to public scrutiny or more likely a handy camera lens who had been told beforehand where and when the meeting would be. It’s all about Intel here and that Intel can only have come from the Sussex side because, they arranged the meeting and chose the venue.

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