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How Socialist Harry and Meghan Nearly Killed Off Monarchy

WINDSOR - England - Socialism and the Monarchy do not mix very well, and Meghan Markle tried very hard to bring progressive change to the royal family bringing it to its knees.

Meghan Sends the Queen a Banana

WINDSOR - England - Meghan Markle has sent a banana to the Queen with a message written on it to apologise for ruining the royal family.

Prince Andrew Bottled Sweat Being Sold Auction Site

BEIJING - China - Prince Andrew's potent sweat has been bottled and sold across the globe, a new damning report reveals.

The #MeToo Mob Out For Royal Blood

LONDON - England - The man-hating #MeToo mob have the scent of royal blood in their nostrils, and they are coming in for the final kill.

Meghan Markle Says Being in Royal Family Like Being On Welfare...

SCUNTHORPE - England - Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has spoken briefly about her thoughts on joining the royal family.

Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants

WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every morning.

Commiserations For Poor Prince Harry After Meghan Reveals She is Charging...

WINDSOR - England - Further damaging revelations about the state of Prince Harry's marriage to Meghan Markle have come to light.

BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide...

BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.

“Thank God He’s White!” Windsors Breathe a Sigh of Relief

WINDSOR - England - There was a collective sigh of relief from the royal family when the new baby via Meghan and Harry was unveiled today.

Samantha Markle Hires Voodoo Priestess For Meghan

PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - The estranged half-sister of Meghan, Samantha Markle has travelled to the country to gain the assistance of a Voodoo priestess.

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