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Commiserations For Poor Prince Harry After Meghan Reveals She is Charging...

WINDSOR - England - Further damaging revelations about the state of Prince Harry's marriage to Meghan Markle have come to light.

BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide...

BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.

“Thank God He’s White!” Windsors Breathe a Sigh of Relief

WINDSOR - England - There was a collective sigh of relief from the royal family when the new baby via Meghan and Harry was unveiled today.

Samantha Markle Hires Voodoo Priestess For Meghan

PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - The estranged half-sister of Meghan, Samantha Markle has travelled to the country to gain the assistance of a Voodoo priestess.

Starving Child Outside Meghan £500,000 Baby Shower Was Thrown Scraps

NEW YORK - USA - Meghan Markle's £500,000 three day baby shower was an eventful celebration, and even included a starving homeless child.

Thomas Markle Creates Banana Pizza to Commemorate Meghan Birth

ROSARITO BEACH - Mexico - Meghan Markle's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has come up with an amazing banana pizza to get back into her royal favour.

Meghan Could Give Birth to Bunch of Bananas Says Doctor

LONDON - England - Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has been given some delightful news about her maternity, doctors have revealed at St Mary's Hospital.

Meghan: The Last Thing an Overworked Prostitute Needs is Another Banana

BRISTOL - England - Meghan Markle presented bananas with empowering words written on them to tired prostitutes just after another night shift.

Meghan Markle: “Let them eat banana”

WINDSOR - England - Finally, we can reveal exclusive insider information regarding Meghan Markle and bananas.

That Was Quick! Prince Philip Gets NEW Motor Delivered Less than...

SANDRINGHAM - Norfolk - Less than 24 hours after he crashed his Land Rover, Prince Philip has had a replacement vehicle delivered to the royal estate.

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