Tag: windsors
Prince Andrew Bottled Sweat Being Sold Auction Site
BEIJING - China - Prince Andrew's potent sweat has been bottled and sold across the globe, a new damning report reveals.
The #MeToo Mob Out For Royal Blood
LONDON - England - The man-hating #MeToo mob have the scent of royal blood in their nostrils, and they are coming in for the final kill.
Meghan Markle Says Being in Royal Family Like Being On Welfare...
SCUNTHORPE - England - Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex has spoken briefly about her thoughts on joining the royal family.
Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants
WINDSOR - England - News from inside Frogmore Cottage is that Meghan Markle likes to bathe in ass milk every morning.
Commiserations For Poor Prince Harry After Meghan Reveals She is Charging...
WINDSOR - England - Further damaging revelations about the state of Prince Harry's marriage to Meghan Markle have come to light.
BREAKING NEWS: Prince Louis Climbed to the Top of a Slide...
BLETCHLEY PARK - England - The Duchess of Cambridge, recalls the amazing moment Prince Louis climbed a slide.
“Thank God He’s White!” Windsors Breathe a Sigh of Relief
WINDSOR - England - There was a collective sigh of relief from the royal family when the new baby via Meghan and Harry was unveiled today.
Samantha Markle Hires Voodoo Priestess For Meghan
PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - The estranged half-sister of Meghan, Samantha Markle has travelled to the country to gain the assistance of a Voodoo priestess.
Starving Child Outside Meghan £500,000 Baby Shower Was Thrown Scraps
NEW YORK - USA - Meghan Markle's £500,000 three day baby shower was an eventful celebration, and even included a starving homeless child.
Thomas Markle Creates Banana Pizza to Commemorate Meghan Birth
ROSARITO BEACH - Mexico - Meghan Markle's estranged dad, Thomas Markle has come up with an amazing banana pizza to get back into her royal favour.
