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Rape is Not Good Says New Labour Asylum Brochure

MANCHESTER - England - The Home Office under the current Labour government is giving out brochures to economic migrants about rape procedure in the UK.

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Abdul just got off a dinghy from France. He is visibly erect and ready to start raping young English women. No! Abdul! Rape is not accepted in Britain, and you could go to prison for a few weeks before an early release order from 10 Downing Street.

It’s okay though; the Labour government just handed out an informational brochure with guidelines about rape.

A new leaflet being distributed to illegal immigrants who are essentially economic migrants from third-world countries tries to tentatively explain that to have sex with a woman in the UK, consent is required. Grabbing women in public parks and doing the dirty on them in the bushes is not acceptable behaviour, although it may be in the shit-hole country the illegal migrant came from.

“What if I just rape her in the ass? Is that okay?” asked another migrant who looks visibly excited as he stands outside a local village school where his asylum hotel resides.

No! That is not acceptable behaviour in the UK either.

Just like in the EU, illegal immigrant crimes are usually covered up by the authorities, but the sheer volume of the rape, murder and theft has prompted the Labour government to produce this informational leaflet for many of the migrants who will probably ignore them anyway.

It’s not just women who get raped en masse by these cultural enrichers; it looks like men are not safe either. The UK is now officially a cesspit of horrific crime and a holding ground for some of the world’s most despicable deviants and criminals.

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