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Comrades, No Other Parties Allowed Funding Apart From Labour

MANCHESTER - England - The Labour Party is to ban all donations to political parties apart from the Labour Party to thwart the Reform Party threat.

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Comrades, this is a brief bulletin notice, as the country is still in a socialist semi-democratic state where elections occur once in a while. As you already know, the goal of socialism is communism as espoused by Vladimir Lenin. This is our goal as well in the Labour Party, and we are in the process of transitioning the nation into full communism, where there would not be any need for elections.

Until that time, we may have to endure another election, and this is why we have an Open Border policy for millions of economic migrants who want Britain’s benefits. They are all fast-tracked for citizenship and become Labour voters. This ensures that we win elections. We also use the Muslim population as pawns in elections because they are too stupid to realise they are being used, and they breed like fucking rats. You see, comrades, it is a numbers game, and through clever tactics like this, the Labour vote is intact and immovable.

Now, it has come to our attention recently that the Reform Party and the brigand Nigel Farage have acquired £72 million as a donation for the upcoming elections and to bolster their party. We cannot allow this outrage, as it may mean that Reform somehow pips Labour to the post during the elections. Commissar Rayner, the formerly disgraced tax-dodger, has been deployed, as one would deploy a rottweiler to ban these kinds of political donations but still keep the millions of pounds the Marxist unions donate to Labour.

Where Comrade Starmer failed and was subsequently liquidated, Comrade Burn’em will not fail. Labour needs another full term to fully transition the country to full communism and align our state with communist China. The Chinese model has been chosen by the WEF and UN as the ideal form of brutal communistic rule for the entire globe, and we are implementing these concepts within the British Isles. Do not worry; by the time of implementation Donald Trump will be dead, and so will all the oldies who think democracy and capitalism is, or was ever, a good idea.

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