Comrades, after deploying the self-hating Jew Commissar Ed Miliband to Israel so he could deem the Israeli state as a terrorist one conducting a genocide against Palestinians, we are happy to declare that the British Muslim vote is intact. In the upcoming General Election before the transition from hard socialism to communism is complete, we will rely on the Muslim vote to beat Reform and the other parties. In this light, we do not care about Israeli international relations because our immediate concern is winning elections for another destructive term under Labour. The Muslims of Britain have a very large population and breed like rats. The Jews, on the other hand, are a miniscule amount and do not breed like fucking rats. If the Jews were numerous and bred like rats, we would side with them, but in reality that is not the case, and thus we are siding with the Muslims on the Israeli/Palestinian issue. Just as Commissar Miliband is a self-hating Jew who eats bacon sandwiches with gusto, Labour supports the Muslim vote and open borders because each of those people are Labour votes. Without them comrades, we would not have a vote majority. Thankfully these are the last and final days of “democracy” and “elections” in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. We need another ten-year plan for Comrade Burn’em to complete the transition to full communism and align our state with China’s push for global communism.
Labour: “Muslim Vote More Important Than Israel Friendship”
MANCHESTER - England - A Labour Party statement reveals why Britain losing the friendship of Israel is not as important as other factors.
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