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In Too Deep – Now Putin Wants NATO Blood

MOSCOW - Russia - It is too late for Vladimir Putin to stop his incursions now. He is in too deep and wants NATO blood on the battlefield.

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The Kremlin knows they are losing the war in Ukraine. Putin knows that sending his troops into the Ukrainian meatgrinder is futile. The main problem here is not anything about war or tactics; it is about losing face, and the Russians would rather go all in than lose face. If Putin were to retreat from Ukraine, there is no doubt that he himself would find his neck inside a rope from his own people who have been slaughtered endlessly as they are sent into the killing fields one by one. This is why Putin now wants to see NATO blood; he wants to see British, American, French, German, and Dutch boys torn apart by the drones. They have to pay for causing his loss, and he wants them to pay with blood from their own troops. Putin is fed up with seeing his Russians splattered like overripe tomatoes all over the bloodsoaked Ukrainian fields; he is out for fresh blood, and to sate his appetite, he is willing for Russia to move into Poland, into Estonia, into Georgia, into Lithuania, or wherever. The blood of countries who have been helping Ukraine, arming Ukraine. This is Putin’s last stand, wracked with cancer, military defeat, and the premise of losing face to a Russian population constantly plied with lies and propaganda who are seeing their country soiled by this suicidal despot—there is no going back now; it is impossible. When the covert becomes the overt, we will see that this is the last stand, and the media pundits will ejaculate the words “World War 3” from their trembling microphones. It will be a delightsome media moment and a relief for many, but for the boys and men who will be told to go forth, this will not be a conventional war; it will be one of playing dodge-the-FPV-drone, a battlefield where there is literally nowhere to hide and where there is no Geneva convention or mercy for the injured. Drone warfare is a brutal form of butchery that eviscerates soldiers however well they are trained. The worst part about it is that there is yet no method or technique that troops can utilise to defend themselves from the lethal drone attacks. NATO blood is the only thing that will sate the bloodlust of Putin and pay the price for Western meddling in Ukraine on the doorstep of Russia. For this, Putin will bring forth full conscription of all men in Russia, and if this does not work, he will eventually go for the red button. No doubt, The Russians are now baying for Western blood; they want to see those British boys and Americans butchered. The daily nuke threats to the UK are usually laughed off, but when someone like Putin is in charge, he frankly does not care. For him, if the Russian people are not strong enough to fight in wars, then they deserve to be punished as much as the Western schmucks. What does Putin lose? Nothing. He will go into his bunker with his cancer and die there eventually after all the bombs have dropped.

 

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