LONDON - England - The UK and correct Brexit, is in immediate danger if Labour makes ground.
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
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GLASGOW - Scotland - Millions of Scots will probably lose their benefits from England if the country gains independence, fearful Scots have warned.
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EDINBURGH - Scotland - In four days time, Scotland will vote No and not gain independence from the United Kingdom.
LONDON - England - Labour leader Ed Miliband versus Google's Eric Schmidt could be a disaster for the former.
LONDON - England - Poor old Mr Rupert Murdoch, he is being ousted from his massive company that he built up all those years ago and sent off to the glue factory. Well, don't worry Rupert, there's always a place for you at the Daily Squib.
PALO ALTO - USA - America’s Obama government is rolling out a creepy plan to assign everyone in the country “citizenship scores.”
LOS ANGELES - CA - American wins World Air Guitar Championships despite near disaster.
LONDON - England - Mount Bardarbunga in Iceland is ejaculating and thrusting out billions of particles into the atmosphere blocking out the sun's rays over Britain.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.