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Bill Gates: “I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98”

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Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity

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Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry

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Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

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“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

LONDON - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves has praised her heavy taxation policies, which have contracted the economy by another 0.1%.

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, said today that Europe must prepare for war with Russia which it has been funding by buying Russian oil and gas.

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union, but Brexit never happened any way, so why cry?

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Get ready for another Falkland Isles invasion, but this time Kier Starmer will give away the British territory without a fight.

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Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - President Donald Trump has issued a pardon to Vladimir Putin in a show of the "ultimate bro-mance" that has not come up as much of a surprise to anyone.

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New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

GENEVA - Switzerland - A newly released report by the World Economic Forum reveals that the green economy will exceed $7 trillion by 2030.

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