UK POLITICAL SATIRE NEWS

LONDON - England - The Labour chancellor's soak the rich, destroy the wealthy and kill all aspiration budget means you now have to devalue your home to avoid the Mansion Tax.

Intimate Robots Who Will Have Emotions

LONDON - England - Intimate robots with emotions will be part of the future for humans, and will help humanity as it transitions to the next epoch.

28-Point “Get Zelensky Out” Ukraine Surrender Plan Currently Underway

GENEVA - Switzerland - The 28-point Ukraine Surrender Plan is currently being dished out.

“Comrades, I Am Happy That All the Wealthy Scum and Business is Leaving!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves of the People's Treasury is happy that all the wealth is leaving the country.

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EXPERTS: “The ECHR Will Stop All of Mahmood’s Immigration Plans”

LONDON - England - None of Shabuna Mahmood's policies purportedly created to stop immigration will work because the ECHR will stop them.

Sci/Tech

Emphasis on Europe’s Digital Sovereignty: Gaia-X Takes Centre Stage at the 2025 Digital Summit

BERLIN - Germany - The European Summit on Digital Sovereignty is taking place in the German capital and Gaia-X is taking the centre stage.

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“Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don’t Work!”

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Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

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Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

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TYRANNY: Comrade Starmer to Scrap Juries in Court Trials

POLITICAL SATIRE NEWS

DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

Labour Minister Discovers Chinese Spy Up His Bottom

Milkshake Tax Will Create Black Market in Milkshakes and Shake Smuggling

EXPERTS: “The ECHR Will Stop All of Mahmood’s Immigration Plans”

World

Trump to Sue BBC Not For One Billion…But For Five Billion Dollars!

Entertainment

Doctor Who Accuses BBC of Doctoring Doctor Who Footage

World

ONS Confirms How Much Rachel Reeves is Killing the UK Car Industry

World

The Gift that Keeps Giving: Reeves and Starmer

Sci/Tech

Russians Unveil Vodka-Fuelled Drunk Robot

World

BBC: “It was a ‘mistake’ that we deliberately doctored the Trump speech”

SCI/TECH

Intimate Robots Who Will Have Emotions

DATA is the Empirical King of Human Technical Existence – Gaia-X 2025

Gaia-X Enters “Season Two” of Data Spaces and Digital Ecosystems with the 2025 Summit

Emphasis on Europe’s Digital Sovereignty: Gaia-X Takes Centre Stage at the 2025 Digital Summit

Russians Unveil Vodka-Fuelled Drunk Robot

Gaia-X Summit 2025 Marks the Next Phase in Federated and Trusted Digital Ecosystems

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