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Unelected Technocrat Seeks Election For First Time

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Unelected Technocrat Seeks Election For First Time

An unelected technocrat number pusher seeks election for the first time.

“I have never been elected, and I seek election by calling a general election on July 4,” the unelected technocrat revealed from Number 10 Downing Street.

With an air of certain doom, there does not seem to be any hope the unelected technocrat will be elected for the first time.

Since being plonked into the job by unknown people, the unelected official has increased taxes to the highest levels in 70 years, increased inflation and run around the place with expensive tin-pot ideas that will never be pulled off.

“Rwanda! Rwanda! Rwanda!” the official shouts as he toys with a loaded revolver on the table.

Thanks to this fellow, many members of the party he serves inadequately will lose their seats at the general election, and many more are jumping ship already.

There is no time left, it is too late, and certain failure beckons.

Brainbridge – “Anyone for a head transplant?” WATCH VIDEO

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Brainbridge – “Anyone for a head transplant?” WATCH VIDEO

There is something truly terrifying about seeing robots decapitating heads then plonking them onto a donor’s body, but sometimes science fiction is believed by very rich people who have the desire and money to try to live for hundreds of years. Brainbridge is a company that will do exactly that, and a head transplant could be a regular medical procedure like having your tonsils taken out. Unfortunately, this procedure won’t work for Joe Biden because he is already almost brain-dead, poor bastard.

World’s First Head Transplant System: US Startup’s Spine-Chilling, Graphic Video Shocks Internet

At the heart of BrainBridge’s revolutionary procedure lies the concept of transplanting a patient’s head onto a healthy, brain-dead donor body, with the ambitious goal of preserving consciousness, memories, and cognitive abilities.

In what can only be described as the love child of a sci-fi thriller and a mad scientist’s feverish wet dream, BrainBridge, a US-based startup, has decided to play God with their audacious plan to develop the world’s first head transplant system. Their grand announcement came with a spine-chilling video that looks straight out of a dystopian David Cronenberg horror film, where two robotic surgeons meticulously swap a human head from one robotic body to another like it’s a fucking Lego set.

Despite appearances, BrainBridge insists this isn’t just a marketing ploy for the latest season of Black Mirror. They’re dead serious about offering a new lease of life to patients facing dire diagnoses like stage-4 cancer, paralysis, and neurodegenerative diseases or just old billionaires who want a new body and face. At the core of their grandiose scheme is the idea of transplanting a person’s noggin onto a healthy, albeit brain-dead, donor body. They promise to preserve all the crucial bits—consciousness, memories, cognitive abilities—because who wouldn’t want to live on as a head on a different body?

The internet, unsurprisingly, has erupted into a firestorm of reactions, ranging from amazement to sheer terror. Ethical watchdogs are clutching their pearls, fretting about humanity’s overreaching hubris. “What happens if they sew your head on the wrong fucking way?” quipped one sardonic commenter, mirroring the sceptical vibe. Another sceptic threw in, “Can’t compete with God the creator,” because apparently, the competition is on.

Then there’s the small matter of who gets to actually benefit from this cutting-edge wizardry. Many users suspect that, like most high-tech medical miracles, this one will probably be reserved for the moneyed elite. “This probably would be only available for the rich,” remarked one user, echoing the concerns of many who foresee a future where head transplants are the latest status symbol for billionaires.

Undeterred by the roaring debates online, BrainBridge marches on. Led by Hashem Al-Ghaili, the self-proclaimed trailblazer of head-swapping, the company has mapped out a meticulous plan for their vision. They boast of high-speed robotic systems designed to keep brain cells from degrading, ensuring the transplanted head gets along with its new body. Advanced AI will guide the robotic surgeons in the delicate dance of reconnecting the spinal cord, nerves, and blood vessels, like a high-stakes game of Operation.

To glue this Frankensteinian creation together, BrainBridge has developed a special chemical adhesive and polyethylene glycol, apparently perfect for rejoining severed neurons. Al-Ghaili is adamant that every element of BrainBridge’s plan is backed by rigorous scientific research, with an unshakeable commitment to pushing the boundaries of medical science and offering lifelines to those facing terminal conditions.

“If feasibility studies go well,” Al-Ghaili asserts with the calm confidence of someone who might just be running a massive experiment on humanity, “the first head transplant could be performed within eight years.”

BrainBridge’s bold gamble marks a thrilling leap into uncharted territory, showcasing the unstoppable spirit of human ingenuity. As the world watches this bizarre saga unfold, the trajectory of medical science teeters on the brink of breakthroughs that could either offer new hope to the afflicted or herald a new era of ethical quagmires. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Globe Being Setup For Next Pandemic – Disease X

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Globe Being Setup For Next Pandemic – Disease X

Those lovely people up on high who control everything that happens are possibly counting on Bird Flu as the next pandemic. Touted as Disease X, this time the planned pandemic will no doubt be another good excuse to reduce democratic freedom across the globe further. What little democracy remains in the West is currently hanging off a cliff by a broken fingernail anyway, but another pandemic will no doubt really fuck things up.

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Whittling down the global population has to look realistic, you can’t just have one massive disease that lasts forever, you have to have outbreaks here and there to make things look more natural. There is no doubt that Covid was released by the PLA Chinese chemical warfare scientists but as a first run, the Covid virus was not efficient enough and the Chinese scientists have been working overtime to perfect a better lab-created concoction incorporating bird flu. Millions of Chinese tourists around the globe are a perfect conduit for viral dispersion. Already someone has died after contracting the virus in China blamed on a market, the same ruse followed by the Wuhan outbreak in 2019.

Covid engineered by China

Analyses of COVID-19 have shown that it has a 96 percent genetic similarity with the RaTG13 bat virus. While viruses need to be at least 99 percent similar to call them “the same,” the differences in particular have led researchers to speculate that COVID-19 was manufactured by modifying and weaponising RaTG13 for human infection. A French research team that examined the gene sequence of COVID-19 discovered that it has four more amino acids than other coronaviruses, making its transmission easier. Chemical warfare research is a large part of CCP funding for the PLA, and is a very effective clandestine form of warfare which weakens the enemy not only healthwise but economically.

Mutations of viruses that occur naturally only result in small, singular changes, where one would not normally see a naturally mutated virus suddenly take on four amino acids. While such a large mutation is not impossible, it is highly unlikely.

Further proof that Covid-19 was a lab created virus lies in the fact that if a virus does not occur in nature, then it is likely to be entirely stamped out.

This is quite different from natural forms of influenza, which cannot be easily eradicated, because they are part of the ecosystem. As of today, Covid is now a mere forgotten memory.

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Trump derangement syndrome should possibly be labelled as a virus as well, and the timing of the Covid pandemic coinciding with the US election of 2020, means that in 2024, the people who released Covid will no doubt bring forth another virus to ensure Biden wins again. Many nations fear a Trump presidency, and top of the list is of course China because they know Trump does not take any shit from the Chins.

It is with great hope that the analysis of the current situation is completely wrong, but we all know sometimes the craziest scenario can be a fact, it’s just that no one wants to see what is directly in front of them simply because of fear driven blindness. Disease X of course could be anything, but the key is to look out for early warning signals when it is released into the environment.

WHO Member States agree to resume negotiations aimed at finalizing the world’s first pandemic agreement

Inflation Supposedly Drops – Prices Still Rising

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Inflation Supposedly Drops – Prices Still Rising

According to the government, inflation has dropped slightly but if you check out the price of food and everyday goods prices are increasing at an exponential rate. Mortgage rates are remaining at high levels, with some even increasing. Fuel prices are increasing. So, what does this all mean?

It means absolutely nothing. Buying a single tomato will still cost you £2.45 and a tiny block of cheddar cheese is still £6.80. There are security fucking labels on meat. As prices continue to rise, the size of products are strangely shrinking.  If you invest in a Twix bar you will have noticed that not only are the bars shorter but way thinner too. All of this at an extortionate price that will blow a hole in your fucking pocket.

The chart below with data from the ONS reveals the actual level of the Consumer Price Index since 2014. As you can see, the tiny 2.3% decrease in inflation touted by the Sunak regime is negligible compared to the 30% increase since 2014.

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How does this play into the Tory government’s narrative that the cost of living is coming down? Utter bollocks and lies as usual.

When you see shoplifters coming out of your local Sainsbury’s with three bags full of cheddar cheese, some falling on the pavement during the relaxed strolling exit, you know something is very wrong. Luckily for the shoplifters, shoplifting has effectively been decriminalised, and the police now never address the problem.

“I saw one fucker calmly stroll into my local Co-Op. He walked over to the wine section, looked around for a few moments, then calmly picked up six or seven wine bottles and slowly walked out with not a word said by anyone present. This is the level we are at now,” a regular citizen revealed.

One thing is a certainty, someone somewhere is making some serious profit off this con job.

US Navy Dunces Sail the High Seas

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US Navy Dunces Sail the High Seas

If you’re an American thank your lucky stars you are being protected by the US Navy in the event of some kind of invasion or war…or are you protected? Maybe things ain’t so rosy, especially as the US Navy is now manned by single brain celled dunces who don’t know which way is fucking north, let alone how to sail a fucking ship or defend America.

You see, since the US Navy lowered its entrance exams to get more recruits, the quality of sailors has seriously plummeted.

The happy sailor“We’re plumbing the fucking depths here. We had one recruit who thought the US Navy was a luxury cruise line headed to the Bahamas, and he demanded to see the captain because when we told him there was no à la carte menu or room service, he blew a hissy fit. Another dude came up to me and wanted to know where he could score some crack because he forgot his load at his mom’s house in the Bronx and whether I could sub him some rocks to get by,” Lieutenant commander Jim Bob Johnsons revealed.

Dunces on the bridge

Recruits are now so dumb that exams are just one piece of paper where the recruit is simply told to write an X in a box in the middle of the page. Many of the recruits cannot even speak English or complete a basic mathematics test.

“Under the Navy’s new dumbass program, the service will accept lower scores on the AFQT, between the 0 and 10th percentile, as long as the prospective sailor can point at the sea and tell the examiner that the sea is wet and kinda blue,” Lieutenant commander Johnsons added.

Navy Recruiting Command officer Cmdr. Rodrigue Geedunk lined up some recruits during a recruitment session and told them to walk the plank off the ship’s deck whilst it was 300 miles from shore.

“They all complied without hesitation like lemmings, even though some of them drowned because they could not swim. These are the kind of recruits we’re looking for in the US Navy — dumb as shit, who can’t even tie their shoelaces let alone a half Windsor, and they obey even the most ridiculous orders without question.”

Uh Oh! Iranian President Mysteriously Killed in Helicopter Crash

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Uh Oh! Iranian President Mysteriously Killed in Helicopter Crash

Whodunnit? Whoever pulled this ‘accident’ off is a blinding genius. It’s sort of similar to the Russian Yevgeny Prigozhin plane crash that suddenly happened out of nowhere. This time it was a helicopter, and it’s common knowledge that helis do sometimes crash, so that could be a good excuse. So, how did the Iranian president die?

Either Mossad pulled off another genius move, or it was a genuine foggy accident. We will probably never know.

Of course, the crash could also be justified as the will of Allah, and it was time for Ebrahim Raisi also knows as The Butcher of Tehran to make a swift exit to convene with his 72 virgins. Not quite sure what sort of virgins would await Raisi, but one supposes that’s up to the Shi’ite clerics to discuss.

Israel has said it had nothing to do with the death of Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi, who was killed in a helicopter crash on Sunday evening.

A government official in Jerusalem told Reuters that “it wasn’t us” in a statement.

The Israelis however did have a hand in taking down senior Hamas commander Sharhabeel Al-Sayed in Beirut, Lebanon on Friday. An Israeli drone fired two missiles at the vehicle carrying the Hamas commander, killing him instantly.

 

 
 
 

Transgender People Label Country of Peru as “Mentally Ill”

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Transgender People Label Country of Peru as “Mentally Ill”

After a new law was passed by the Peruvian government, classifying transgender people as “mentally ill” transgender and LQBTQP+ people are fighting back by classifying the entire country of Peru as “mentally ill”.

The move has prompted a fierce backlash in a society where gender and LQBTQP+ rights have been under sustained assault in recent years and where there are high levels of homophobic, transphobic and gender violence.

In one recent move, lawmakers banned references to gender equality from school textbooks. That has had a devastating effect on classes, where LGBTQP+ people have rioted in the classrooms.

Led by trans activist Janice Ballsax, a gay man who wears female clothes and identifies as a non-binary one-legged lesbian female dung beetle from Namibia, the movement now labels the entire country of Peru as a mentally ill place where mental illness is everywhere.

“They’re calling us crazy, when clearly we are saner than a box of frogs. I put it to the government of Peru, you people are whacko because…er…you just are okay, because we say so and there’s nothing you can do about it…erango, lasmassun, pino, pino, rectum!” Ms Janice Ballsax said whilst fashioning a large dog shit into a ball and rolling it around with his/her nose.

Understanding VIN Decoders: A Comprehensive Guide

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Understanding VIN Decoders: A Comprehensive Guide

In the world of automobiles, the Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) stands as a crucial element, often likened to a car’s fingerprint. Every vehicle has a unique VIN, a 17-character string that encodes essential information about the car, including its manufacturer, model, and specific details about its production. This article delves deep into the concept of VIN decoders, exploring their importance, how they work, and their applications in various fields such as buying and selling vehicles, insurance, and vehicle history reports.

The Basics of VIN

What is a VIN?

A Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) is a unique code assigned to every motor vehicle when it’s manufactured. The VIN is composed of 17 characters (digits and capital letters) that serve as a unique identifier for the vehicle. It provides specific information about the vehicle’s manufacturer, model, and year of manufacture.

History and Standardization

The VIN system was standardized in 1981 by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) in the United States. Before this standardization, VINs varied in length and format, making it difficult to track vehicles consistently. The 17-character standard ensures that each VIN is unique and can be reliably used for vehicle identification across different manufacturers and regions.

Structure of a VIN

A VIN can be broken down into several sections, each providing different pieces of information:

  1. World Manufacturer Identifier (WMI): The first three characters identify the vehicle’s manufacturer and country of origin.
  2. Vehicle Descriptor Section (VDS): Characters 4 to 9 provide information about the vehicle model, body type, restraint system, transmission type, and engine code.
  3. Vehicle Identifier Section (VIS): Characters 10 to 17 indicate the vehicle’s unique serial number, including the model year, assembly plant, and production sequence.

The Function of a VIN Decoder

What is a VIN Decoder?

A VIN decoder is a tool or software that translates the VIN into readable information. By inputting a VIN into a VIN decoder, users can obtain detailed information about the vehicle, including its make, model, engine type, and more. This process simplifies the understanding of the complex alphanumeric code and reveals valuable data hidden within the VIN.

How VIN Decoders Work

VIN decoders work by referencing a database of VIN information. When a VIN is entered into the decoder, the tool cross-references the VIN with its database to extract the relevant details. This process involves breaking down the VIN into its constituent parts and interpreting each segment based on standardized codes and manufacturer-specific information.

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Applications of VIN Decoders

Buying and Selling Vehicles

One of the most common uses of VIN decoders is in the buying and selling of vehicles. Prospective buyers can use a VIN decoder to verify the details of a vehicle, ensuring that the seller’s claims match the actual specifications of the car. This verification process helps prevent fraud and ensures that buyers are making informed decisions.

Vehicle History Reports

VIN decoders play a crucial role in generating vehicle history reports. These reports provide comprehensive information about a vehicle’s past, including previous owners, accident history, service records, and title information. Services like Carfax and AutoCheck use VIN decoders to compile these reports, which are invaluable for buyers looking to understand a vehicle’s history before making a purchase.

Insurance and Registration

Insurance companies and government agencies also use VIN decoders to verify vehicle information for insurance policies and registration purposes. Accurate vehicle information helps determine insurance rates, verify coverage requirements, and ensure that vehicles meet regulatory standards.

Recalls and Safety Information

VIN decoders are essential tools for identifying vehicles that may be subject to recalls or safety advisories. Manufacturers and regulatory agencies use VINs to track vehicles and notify owners of potential safety issues. By decoding a VIN, vehicle owners can quickly determine if their vehicle is affected by a recall and take appropriate action.

Detailed Breakdown of a VIN

World Manufacturer Identifier (WMI)

The WMI consists of the first three characters of the VIN. It identifies the vehicle’s manufacturer and country of origin. For example:

  • 1HG: Honda (manufactured in the United States)
  • 2HG: Honda (manufactured in Canada)
  • JHM: Honda (manufactured in Japan)

Each character in the WMI has a specific meaning:

  • The first character represents the country of origin.
  • The second character denotes the manufacturer.
  • The third character indicates the vehicle type or manufacturing division.

Vehicle Descriptor Section (VDS)

The VDS includes characters 4 to 9 and provides detailed information about the vehicle’s attributes. This section can vary significantly between manufacturers but generally includes data on the following:

  • Model: The specific model of the vehicle.
  • Body Type: The style of the vehicle’s body (e.g., sedan, SUV).
  • Restraint System: Information about the vehicle’s seat belts and airbags.
  • Transmission Type: Whether the vehicle has an automatic or manual transmission.
  • Engine Code: Specifics about the engine type and size.

Vehicle Identifier Section (VIS)

The VIS, comprising characters 10 to 17, provides unique identification for each vehicle. It includes:

  • Model Year (10th Character): Indicates the year the vehicle was manufactured. For example, ‘A’ represents 2010, ‘B’ represents 2011, and so on.
  • Assembly Plant (11th Character): Identifies the plant where the vehicle was assembled.
  • Serial Number (12th to 17th Characters): A unique sequence assigned to each vehicle, ensuring that no two vehicles have the same VIN.

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The Importance of Accurate VIN Decoding

Preventing Fraud

Accurate VIN decoding helps prevent various types of fraud in the automotive industry. By verifying the details encoded in the VIN, buyers can ensure that the vehicle they are purchasing matches the seller’s description. This verification is crucial for detecting cases where VINs have been tampered with or vehicles have been misrepresented.

Enhancing Safety

Knowing the exact details of a vehicle through its VIN can enhance safety. For instance, understanding the vehicle’s restraint systems and engine specifications can help in assessing the car’s safety features. Additionally, VIN decoding can reveal whether a vehicle is subject to any recalls, ensuring that necessary repairs are made to maintain safety standards.

Streamlining Insurance and Registration

For insurance companies and registration authorities, accurate VIN decoding is essential for determining the correct insurance premiums and ensuring that vehicles comply with regulatory standards. Misidentifying a vehicle’s specifications can lead to incorrect insurance rates and registration issues, which can be avoided with precise VIN decoding.

Advanced Uses of VIN Decoders

Customizing and Upgrading Vehicles

For car enthusiasts and professionals looking to customize or upgrade vehicles, VIN decoders provide critical information about the car’s original specifications. This data is essential for selecting compatible parts and making informed decisions about modifications.

Fleet Management

In fleet management, VIN decoders play a significant role in tracking and managing a large number of vehicles. Fleet managers can use VIN decoding to maintain accurate records, schedule maintenance, and ensure compliance with safety regulations.

Legal and Forensic Applications

In legal and forensic contexts, VIN decoders are invaluable tools for investigating vehicle-related crimes. Law enforcement agencies use VIN decoding to track stolen vehicles, identify vehicles involved in accidents or crimes, and verify ownership records.

Challenges and Limitations of VIN Decoding

Variations Between Manufacturers

One of the challenges of VIN decoding is the variation in coding standards between different manufacturers. While the basic structure of a VIN is standardized, the specific codes used in the VDS and VIS sections can differ significantly. This variation requires VIN decoders to maintain extensive databases and update them regularly to ensure accuracy.

Incomplete or Inaccurate Data

Another limitation is the potential for incomplete or inaccurate data. If a VIN decoder’s database is not up-to-date or lacks information about certain models, the decoding process may yield incomplete results. Users must rely on reputable VIN decoding services to obtain the most accurate information.

Privacy Concerns

There are also privacy concerns related to the use of VIN decoders. The information revealed through VIN decoding can include sensitive details about a vehicle’s history, which may be misused if accessed by unauthorized individuals. Ensuring that VIN decoding services adhere to privacy regulations and protect user data is crucial.

Choosing the Right VIN Decoder

Factors to Consider

When selecting a VIN decoder, consider the following factors:

  1. Database Accuracy: Ensure that the VIN decoder has access to a comprehensive and regularly updated database of vehicle information.
  2. User Interface: A user-friendly interface makes it easy to input VINs and interpret the results.
  3. Additional Features: Some VIN decoders offer additional features such as vehicle history reports, recall information, and market value estimates.
  4. Reputation: Choose a VIN decoder from a reputable provider with positive user reviews and industry recognition.

Popular VIN Decoding Services

Several popular VIN decoding services offer reliable and detailed vehicle information:

  • Carfax: Known for its comprehensive vehicle history reports, Carfax provides detailed information based on VIN decoding.
  • AutoCheck: Offers vehicle history reports with a focus on auction and insurance data.
  • VINCheckPro: Provides free VIN decoding and vehicle history reports with an emphasis on safety recall information.
  • NHTSA VIN Decoder: A free tool provided by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration for basic VIN decoding and recall information.

The Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) is a powerful tool for identifying and understanding the specifics of any motor vehicle. VIN decoders simplify the complex information encoded in the VIN, making it accessible and useful for a variety of applications. From preventing fraud and enhancing safety to streamlining insurance and registration processes, VIN decoders play a crucial role in the automotive industry. By understanding how VIN decoders work and choosing the right one, users can unlock valuable information about their vehicles and make informed decisions. Whether you’re buying a car, managing a fleet, or ensuring compliance with safety regulations, a reliable VIN decoder is an indispensable resource.

THE GREAT RESET: Preparing Yourself For the New Feudalism

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THE GREAT RESET: Preparing Yourself For the New Feudalism

The West is increasingly subverting and rescinding the political ideology of democracy, simply because for the elites it has become unmanageable and too messy. Elections currently are nothing but a farcical theatre to appease voters who are too dumb to see that they will simply get more of the same as before. Of course, there will be some small variations on what is delivered post-election, but these days even the tiny variations are a laughable joke. This is why a technocratic or technical scientific feudalism will eventually be introduced to supersede the failed ideologies of the past. It will be called the Great Reset.

The World Economic Forum and Bank For International Settlements have other ideas for the Western populace, and this is quite conveniently called The Great Reset or variations of the concept, which essentially will mean feudalism, led by the feudal lords who have enriched themselves throughout the years of capitalism off the backs of the populace.

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The feudal lords plan on a 2030 endpoint for The Great Reset where anything that had once been a product was now a freely available service, obviating any need for personal ownership of goods or real estate. In essence, if you held any wealth, property, land before the Great Reset, it will all be amalgamated into the collective and freely available to anyone who wishes. Only high-end billionaires will be exempt to their property being effectively confiscated by the state, but even they will have to give small portions of their wealth away to the collective.

In a sense, the new feudalism will not be giving fiefdom of property to peasants as in the Middle Ages but will be taking away all ownership of property from individuals to be freely distributed and used by the collective irrespective of one’s labour in creating one’s previous wealth or material possessions. Therefore, the poor man who never worked a day in his life will enjoy the same available material resources or possessions as someone who worked very hard in their life to acquire wealth and material possessions. Naturally, because of the collectivisation, and the previous wealth of individuals being watered down, the Great Reset will essentially impoverish not only the previously rich people but the previously poor. Because everything will be publicly available to anyone, all wealth will thus be watered down to a level of base poverty.

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The concept is borne from the utopian desire to eradicate the so-called “lifestyle diseases, climate change, the refugee crisis, environmental degradation, completely congested cities, water pollution, air pollution, social unrest and unemployment” which are inherently due to “overpopulation” but the engineers of the Great Reset would never mention that word because it is too contentious and at the end of the day they are too cowardly to do so in public.

Will there be any alternatives to the Great Reset, or one could call it the Great Poverty? Yes, but it may involve you living your life in a brutal totalitarian area of the globe like Russia, N. Korea, Iran or China. The Great Reset will of course be a totalitarian regime, but it will be painted as something more utopian and idealistic, which of course caters for the environment. The eco-cultists of today one sees blocking roads and pouring red paint over masterpiece paintings in galleries will love the Great Reset because everyone will be impoverished to a state of hopeless loss but be told that they are now happy to be in this state.

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Governments in the West are already forcing citizens to get e-meters installed in their homes so that energy use can be controlled and cut off at any time. Cashless societies are being embraced, and in many retail stores cash is now frowned upon. By having a cashless society or microchipping humans for financial transactions, the controlling body of feudal lords can cut off any individual who does not comply with the Great Reset. This level of control will almost always guarantee compliance, or the peasant will not be able to feed themselves or their families or keep themselves warm in the winter.

The Great Reset will be a time of huge upheaval to people who value their freedom, but for the majority of woke people, ecoactivists, socialists, Marxists and communists, it will be a welcome ideology where all citizens would share everything in a state of habitual permanent poverty — that is, apart from the few feudal lords who will enjoy extreme lavish lifestyles full of luxury and have the ability to extend their lives with the finest medical technology available. Organic filet mignon in palaces replete with the finest riches and art plundered from the Untermensch.

Prince Harry Finds American Peasants “…a disgusting lot!”

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Prince Harry Finds American Peasants “…a disgusting lot!”

There is a distinct difference to the peasantry of the UK and that of the USA, at least in the UK the peasants know their place, however the exiled Prince Harry is finding that things are slightly different in the USA and it’s his and Meghan’s mission to change things. Prince Harry is thus on a mission to whip the American peasants into shape and compliance.

According to Montecito aides and PR agents, Prince Harry finds Americans to be “…a disgusting lot of fat, junk food swilling, loud mouthed, opinionated morons who wrongly think they own the entire globe”. What’s more, Americans do not bow in the prince’s presence, which has been a bone of contention since arriving in North America. This imbecilic outrage irks the prince to no end.

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It is also the wish of Harry to disarm the Americans of their right to bear arms and to dismantle the US Constitution, which the prince thinks is “completely useless”. Loose cannon Harry got into trouble a few years back when he called the First Amendment “bonkers”.

Despite being a military man who was once a gunner on a helicopter, the prince wants to see every American put their guns down because it would make the country a “safer place”. This narrative of disarming decent hard-working Americans, naturally has not gone down well with many Americans accusing the prince of being a “pompous limey asshole”.

“Who the fuck does this limey prince guy who came from Brit land to the USA think he fucking is calling us American peasants? We don’t bow our heads to his bullshit, and we don’t give up arms for anyone. Go back to the UK, where they hate you even more than we do,” one angry American was quoted as saying.

You heard it here, folks, Prince Harry doesn’t think much of you and wants to demolish your right to bear arms and your constitution. What do you think of that?

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