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The Daily Squib Sold Out!

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No! We did not sell out — we got sold out! The Daily Squib Anthology is sold out in the shops and now out of print. Thanks go to the publisher who had faith in the Daily Squib, a terminal project that is constantly under attack, and to our faithful readers.

We still have a few copies left, signed by the author, and we’re doing a Christmas giveaway via the banner on the front page.

Wishing you all a great festive season. We can barely walk in the Squib office and the parties have only just begun…hic!

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How to Protect Yourself from Authoritarian Online Censorship — And Why a VPN is Your First Line of Defence

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In an age where digital platforms have become the new public square, the threat of government-imposed censorship is no longer a hypothetical, it’s a daily reality in many parts of the world. Whether you’re a journalist, activist, whistleblower, or simply a private citizen with an opinion, authoritarian regimes increasingly monitor, filter, and suppress speech that challenges official narratives. You need a VPN right now.

Using VPNs doesn’t necessarily mean that people are bypassing the law. It’s important to note that VPNs can help protect children’s security online, too. They aren’t just used to avoid content blocks.

UK police commissioner threatens to extradite jail US citizens over online posts We'll come after you

The Labour government has introduced a dystopian method of online surveillance called the “Online Safety Act” which is masked as “protecting young people” on the internet but is actually an excuse to censor, manipulate and monitor the entire population. It is up to parents to protect their children from the dangers of the internet — NOT the government.

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Censorship doesn’t start with tanks or arrests. It begins quietly with invisible firewalls, blocked sites, throttled connections, and silent surveillance. The good news? You’re not powerless. With the right tools and mindset, you can reclaim your digital autonomy.

Here’s how to protect your voice and your access to the open internet, starting with a VPN.

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🔒 What is Online Censorship, Really?

Authoritarian online censorship takes many forms:

  • Website blocking (news outlets, social platforms, search engines)
  • Keyword filtering (certain topics can’t be discussed)
  • Connection throttling (deliberate slowing of services like YouTube or WhatsApp)
  • Surveillance and intimidation (especially targeting dissidents or journalists)
  • Platform manipulation (state-sponsored trolling, misinformation, shadowbanning)

The goal is simple: control what you can see, say, and share.


🕵️‍♂️ Why a VPN is Essential

A Virtual Private Network (VPN) encrypts your internet traffic and routes it through a private server in another location, effectively masking your IP address and identity from your government, ISP, or local network administrator.

What this means for you:

  • Access blocked websites: A VPN lets you bypass national firewalls to reach censored platforms and news sources.
  • Avoid surveillance: VPN encryption prevents governments (and hackers) from tracking what you read, watch, or write.
  • Protect anonymity: By masking your location and IP address, a VPN gives you plausible deniability in high-risk environments.

Think of a VPN as a digital invisibility cloak—without it, you’re exposed.


✅ What to Look for in a VPN (Authoritarian-Resistant Features)

Not all VPNs are created equal — especially if you’re facing serious state censorship.

Choose one that offers:

  1. No-logs policy: The provider doesn’t keep records of your activity.
  2. Obfuscated servers: Disguises VPN traffic as normal HTTPS, helping you slip past censorship firewalls (like China’s Great Firewall).
  3. RAM-only servers: These wipe clean after every reboot—leaving no forensic trail.
  4. Kill switch: Automatically severs your internet connection if the VPN drops, preventing leaks.
  5. Multi-hop routing: Routes your traffic through two or more countries for extra protection.

Top VPNs for censorship-heavy environments like ProtonVPN give you all of these attributes to protect your online viewing and bypass the so-called “online safety act”.

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🌐 Additional Tools to Stay Safe

A VPN is powerful, but it’s not a silver bullet. Combine it with these tools for full-spectrum digital security:

  • Tor Browser: Routes your traffic through multiple nodes for anonymous browsing. Ideal for whistleblowing or access to dark web journalism.
  • Signal: End-to-end encrypted messaging, trusted by activists worldwide.
  • Brave or Firefox + Privacy Add-ons: Harden your browser with uBlock Origin, HTTPS Everywhere, and Privacy Badger.
  • Secure email: Use ProtonMail not Gmail or state-linked services.
  • Use pseudonyms: Create separate identities for dissenting or sensitive communications.

⚠️ Important Cautions

  • VPN use may be illegal or monitored in some countries. Always check your local laws and risks.
  • Don’t log into personal accounts (e.g., your real-name Facebook) while using VPNs for anonymous activity.
  • Operational security matters: Avoid patterns, reuse of usernames, or cross-platform leaks.

📢 Why It Matters

Free speech doesn’t survive by accident, it survives because people protect it, exercise it, and fight for it, especially when it’s threatened. Authoritarian censorship thrives in silence. Your ability to speak, connect, and resist online is part of a larger struggle for truth, dignity, and self-determination.

Tools like VPNs aren’t just technical upgrades — they are modern shields for your most fundamental rights.


Your voice is your power. Protect it. Use it. Defend it.

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The Daily Squib Anthology Book Now For Sale

As the editor of the Squib, I can proudly announce that The Daily Squib Anthology From 2007 to 2022 is finally for sale.

Since founding the Daily Squib on April 1st 2007, many changes have taken place on the internet and indeed the globe. This is why this carefully curated anthology encapsulates those changes in a satirical manner. Fifteen years of different presidents, prime ministers, wars, peace and a myriad of little societal nuances that made up that period of history.

Looking for that curious unique gift for dad’s Christmas stocking, or something to read while taking the dump of the century in your toilet, the Daily Squib Anthology is the perfect celebration of our times, good and bad?

Come, join the circus, look at the clowns and listen to the troubadours as they usher in a new era for humanity, horrific yet beautiful at the same time, a glowing paradoxical dystopian paradise entrenched in reality show hell and fake celebrity appearances. All manner of fantastic beasts projectile vomiting over everything daringly encapsulating this curious rare book compiled with the indomitable spirit of Juvenalis in mind, but furnished within a modern 21st century outlook.

A bold erupting satisfying fart into the darkest and illuminating facets of humanity’s wonders, The Daily Squib Anthology is now available to buy direct from the publisher or from Amazon, or from any good bookshop.

Get your copy now, the first 150 are signed by the author.

The book will only be released in paperback.

UPDATE 2025: THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY IS NOW DOWN TO ONLY A FEW REMAINING COPIES IN PRINT. YOU CAN PURCHASE ONE OF THE LAST SIGNED COPIES HERE.

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Why I had to dump the “Jonah” Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip

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Wow wah wee wah! The Chinese communist hospitality is great. Our delegation are being treated with true delights. I even have a hot tub in my hotel room here in Beijing, and it is certainly bigger than my banya in my dacha in Grimsby. Isn’t communism great for the 1% at the top of the party hierarchy? They have their own lanes here on the motorways for high party politburo officials. I was astounded to get in the hot tub and six young Chinese maidens suddenly came into the room to assist me. One of the ladies even had the job of cupping my tiny balls as I lowered myself into the hot water. This is so that my scrotum is gently introduced to the heat, and no sharp burns occur. During my bathing session, I thought about Commissar Reeves. You know, although she sort of looks the part, and is certainly authoritative, she is a Jonah, as in the old sailing ships, if they had a Jonah onboard, the best thing to do would have been to dump them overboard for the sake of the rest of the crew surviving, Yes, it’s an old superstition, but in her case, it’s very true. On this trip we’ve avoided bringing any Jonahs, red heads, clergy or women. It just brings bad luck. Ah, as I write this, one of the Chinese ladies just cleaned my nether regions with her mouth by actually going underwater for a few minutes. Oof! There she goes…

Comrade Starmer Visiting Communist Comrades in China

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This is a bulletin for the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain regarding the visit by Comrade Starmer to our communist brothers in arms the supremely communist People’s Republic of China.

中国共产党万岁

As you all already know, the former country of Great Britain is currently transitioning from hard socialism to full communism, and Comrade Starmer is being guided by the Chinese Communist Party and its supreme leader Xi Jinping.

During his trip to China, Comrade Starmer will be schooled in various methods of oppression, how to commit genocide, forced labour, and how to run entire teams of spies, hackers and other clandestine operations against democracy.

Comrade Starmer will present a commemorative painting of the Tiananmen Square massacre, where over 10,000 pro-democracy protesters and university students were massacred in cold blood. Comrade Starmer himself is rather an expert in anti-democracy operations and has thwarted multiple elections in the PRSB denying millions of their right to vote. He has also proudly come down hard on any form of free speech, freedom of expression and democracy.

During China’s Great Leap Forward, the communist Party of China under supreme leader Chairman Mao murdered over 55 million Chinese people, mostly peasants.

“When there is not enough to eat, people starve to death. It is better to let half of the people die so that the other half can eat their fill.”
— Mao Zedong, 1959

This beautiful quote of Chairman Mao sums up the communist ideology very well, and it is the Labour Party’s wish to emulate the teachings and methods of the Chinese communists as best as we can, and apply them in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. We are already punishing the farmers, publicans and the peasants who live in the British countryside, as well as the pensioners, and of course the tax slaves we lovingly call the “working people”.

We wish Comrade Starmer a joyous visit to China, and look forward to the Super Spy Chinese Embassy in Central London which the CCP will utilise to spy on the capitalist pig Yankee scum embassy, and other capitalist scum.

INDUSTRIAL AND PRODUCTION BULLETIN #349002

Adult literacy amongst the proletariat has risen by minus 34 percent.

Production of rotten turnips has increased by 92 percent.

Production in stale bread, unpurified water fortified with lead, faecal matter and fluoride has increased by 210 percent.

Rodent farming techniques have improved production levels by 67 percent, thus helping to feed the nation’s proletariat.

Net Zero Juice, that cool refreshing drink, has increased production levels by over 400,045 percent…and counting…

Miniprod forecasts an increase in used toilet paper ration, April, 24, 2026 from 3 sheets to 3 sheets per week.

Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK

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Spain, which is one of the primary gateways into Europe, has fast tracked citizenship for over half a million illegal undocumented migrants in order to “fight against the advance of this far-Right wave” that they perceive is threatening their socialist rule. The Spanish government prides itself in its open borders policy and cites it as a “positive message for Marxism”.

Podemos said the legislation would help dismantle “institutional racism that only fuels exploitation and racist hatred”, while the government cast the move as a political challenge to the Right-wing Vox party, which has been steadily rising in the polls.

The far-left Spanish government will provide the economic migrants with full legal status in Europe and allow them to cross into any EU country for work or residency and give them welfare benefits.

“We are strengthening a migration model based on human rights, integration, coexistence and compatibility with economic growth and social cohesion,” said Ms Elma Saiz, the migration and inclusion minister.

A large percentage of the illegal migrants from open borders Spain will now make their way to Northern France, and then onto Britain where the welfare benefits and free healthcare, as well as 5-star hotel accommodation is the best in Europe, thanks to the policies of Keir Starmer’s Labour government, another far-leftist entity.

Spain has taken in over 23 million migrants in recent years, many of whom entered the country illegally.

Every year, hundreds of thousands of people cross the treacherous 1,250-mile Atlantic waterway from West Africa to Spain’s open borders Canary Islands, making it one of the busiest and most lucrative routes for traffickers.

Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group

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Comrades, Kemi Badenoch (William Hague) of the Socialist Tory Party, a wing of the Labour Party with pretty much the exact policies, is very angry today as one of the last conservatives has defected to brigand Farage and his group of bandits.

Another one gone!

Comrade Badenoch addressed the remaining Tory Party of three today in a little room at the Tory HQ.

“Comrades, Suella Braverman has defected to the vile brigand group of bandits led by insurgent terrorist Nigel Farage. She was a proper conservative, you know, with conservative ideas. Her toxic Tory policies were an affront to the socialist/communist ideological base of the socialist Tory Party under the wing of our comrades in the Labour Party. I sincerely hope all three of you are sticking to socialist thoughts and policies that appeal to Labourite Lib Dem/Green Marxist socialism. If I find anyone talking to the brigand, and partisan swine Farage, you too will be thrown into the street without your clothes.”

The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations

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The Obama administration logged more than 3.1 million ICE deportations during his eight-year tenure in office. There was not one single squeal of outrage from the leftists during that period.

As of December 2025, approximately 622,000 people had been deported under President Trump’s second administration, and each deportation has been scrutinised, fought, and protested against despite Trump targeting specific illegal alien criminals.

Much of the vitriol and hatred by the leftist agitators has been directed at Tom Homan, the current director of ICE, who are conducting the deportations.

Who was the ICE Director during the Obama era?

Tom Homan was appointed by Obama as the executive associate director of enforcement and removal operations in 2013, later becoming acting director in 2017.

Two tier deportations — they’re good, and allowed if it is the Democrats doing it, but bad and protested against if the Republicans (especially under Trump) are doing it.

Hypocrisy and double standards by the leftists as usual, one rule for Obama, and another rule for Trump.

 

 

Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

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Comrades, as you already know, Labour under Supreme Comrade Starmer has already cancelled many local elections in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, denying millions of people the right to vote. Democracy is an affront to our political ideological goals. The Big State is currently transitioning the nation from socialism to communism. We are following the ideological sentiment of Lenin, who once said: “The goal of socialism is communism”.

Have you seen this man?

CRIME DEMOCRACY STASI REPORT

This treacherous brigand is currently on the loose and dangerous. He is ex-Commissar Burnham of Manchester.

If any prole sees this man, please contact your local Stasi Office so that this man can be erased and liquidated.

Ex-Commissar Burnham has been charged with the serious offence of trying to create a democratic election so he could challenge Comrade Starmer.

The People’s Republic of Soviet Britain does not tolerate democracy in any shape or form. This is why Comrade Starmer is also rejoining the Soviet EU contradicting the will of the people in the largest democratic vote in the PRSB’s history, the EU Referendum of 2016.

Democracy and Capitalism are evil political and economic constructs which will not be tolerated, especially during the transition to full-blown communism in the PRSB.

PEOPLE’S BULLETIN OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN

NET ZERO JUICE PINTJANICE MUTT, 34, OF STALIN AVENUE, CHESHIRE, HAS BEEN AWARDED ONE BOX OF TRIPLE-USED TAMPONS, THREE BOXES OF QUADRUPLE USED TOILET PAPER AND AN INCREASE IN ROTTEN TURNIP RATIONS CONSISTING OF HALF A ROTTEN TURNIP FOR TWO MONTHS. SHE REPORTED HER FATHER, MOTHER, HUSBAND AND FOUR CHILDREN FOR COMPLAINING THAT THERE WAS NO DEMOCRACY IN THE PRSB AND THAT COMRADE STARMER AND THE LABOUR PARTY ARE A BUNCH OF “STALINIST CUNTS”. THE CONDEMNED WERE TAKEN FROM THEIR HOVELS IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MONDAY MORNING AND LIQUIDATED. THEY WILL BE PROCESSED INTO NET ZERO JUICE — THAT COOL, REFRESHING DRINK. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN AND REPORT!

 

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Trump: “It’s just tough love”

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If you spend $1.3 trillion or whatever on a military budget, you can say abhorrent, cruel things to the underling allies who barely spend pennies on their military. Starmer is not respected by Trump, therefore he deserves the vitriol and denigration. Sure, Kier Starmer tried to placate Trump best he could and crawled so far up his arsehole he could see the cheeseburgers — but he eventually got shat out. Trump calls this tough love, he’s trying to knock some sense into the sad, weak bumbling woke Marxists he has to deal with as allies.

Even the Don, partial to fawning fake love, could see through the commie Marxist trying to gain favour. Narcissists see through everything.

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In Afghanistan, over 450 British soldiers gave their lives, but apparently, according to Trump, they were in the back chilling out drinking cups of tea and not in the front lines in Helmand surrounded by grizzly Afghans armed to the fucking teeth and with bloodlust in their eyes.

Just like 1842, the Brits retreated from Afghanistan in defeat along with the rest of them during the disgraceful Biden retreat.

Remember — tough love. Trump is just giving out the tough love.

Russia Joins Trump’s “Bored of Peace”

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The ‘Bored of Peace’ is a new organisation created by President Trump after he was refused a Nobel Peace Prize by Norway, and he threatened to invade Greenland, and annex Canada.

Witnessing a 79-year-old narcissist having a tantrum over some inconsequential little prize trophy is truly a wondrous thing.

To join the organisation, you need to be essentially bored of peace in the world, and Russia, a country led by Vladimir Putin, the Butcher of Moscow was a prime candidate after his illegal invasion of Ukraine, otherwise known as the ‘meat grinder‘.

Donald Trump has withdrawn an invitation for Canada to join his Bored of Peace after a public spat with Mark Carney, and besides Canadians are relatively peaceful except for the ice hockey ring.

Speaking at Davos, Switzerland, President Trump said that Russia joining the organisation was a “great boost to World War 3” and “many other nations across the globe will soon be forced to join up”.

Here’s to more war, folks, just because the Norwegians did not give one man some cheap trinket prize. Remember what happened when another guy was denied a place in art school some time ago? Hmm, wonder who that was?

The USA will be okay though folks because they will have that beautiful Golden Dome, but the rest of you? Meh…

The Editor Starts His Own Substack

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Hello, it’s the editor here. I have started my own Substack, a little sojourn away from the Daily Squib.

Please join me on my Substack

https://auresenbel.substack.com/p/flowers-from-hell