The murderous Khamenei regime goons were caught eating some serious explosions in the following video.
After decades of murder and tyranny of the ordinary Iranian people, these Islamic Shiite Republic zealot monsters finally got their just desserts.
The crackdown on nationwide protests on January 8–9 resulted in the deadliest two-day protest massacre in history, with security forces killing over 36,500 Iranians.
N.B. Some of the footage is from previous operations in Iran
A viral Dubai Instagram influencer, 27, from Manchester, England, with 23,000 followers, has been commended for his role in bringing quality content to the internet by continuing to film after both of his legs were blown clean off his body after an Iranian suicide drone smashed into a 4-star hotel complex in the desert city.
“I was reporting on the quality of the new designer loafers I had just purchased for $895 and had just tucked into a croissant with my Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse cocktail, consisting of Jim Beam, Jack Daniel’s, Jameson, Johnnie Walker Black and Bacardi 151 (usually used to clean paintbrushes), when I heard a bang sound. I was by the pool on one of those deck chairs, stretching my legs out, admiring my new shoes, looking up at those weird streaks in the sky.”
According to reports, one of the influencer’s legs was discovered almost 100 metres away in a palm tree, and the other was blown into the hotel’s lobby, where it actually kicked someone up the arse.
The influencer’s followers on the stream were all whooping with delight at the entertaining footage, and the influencer gained many new followers as the clip went viral.
As of this Friday, Brent crude stood at approximately $72.87 per barrel, but things seem to have changed a bit since then. The USA and Israel have bombed Iran and taken out their tyrannical leader, Khamenei, and the Iranians have begun bombing cities all over the region, plus they have closed the Strait of Hormuz and bombed an oil tanker.
The sitting ducks of the oil tankers are easy prey to the zippy little boats of the Iranian navy.
Never underestimate the level of mass brainwashing of the Shiite Islamic population of Iran.
WESTERN MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL NEVER SHOW YOU THIS.
Millions of Iranians are demanding revenge for the assassination of their leader. pic.twitter.com/hEQN0KtCvH
— The Resonance (@Partisan_12) March 1, 2026
Inflation will no doubt rise as the cost of oil will rise. Everything that is bought by the consumer has to be delivered utilising oil energy; if oil rises above $150/barrel, there is going to be hell to pay. Over 20% of the world’s oil supply passes through the Strait of Hormuz.
As of early March 2026, the average UK unleaded petrol price is around 131.7p to 133p per litre. If Brent crude rises to $153 per barrel from its current level of approximately $72-73 per barrel (a rise of roughly $80-81 per barrel), this would represent a significant increase driven by severe supply disruptions.
The cost of a single litre of petrol in the UK also consists of approximately 55% fuel tax, plus an add-on of 20% VAT. Factoring in the increase in Brent crude prices and other variables, the cost per litre could easily be hiked to 196.4p or even higher.
Never underestimate heavily programmed Shiite robots in a conflict. These are humans so well programmed by their masters that they would gladly run into combine harvesters going at full speed. To fully clean out Iran, it would require a comprehensive bombing campaign of key infrastructure, and it would require mop-up operations after the initial purge.
🇮🇷 | Iranian War Anthem
IRAN IS READY FOR WAR —O the army of Imam Mehdi•
Be ready, Be ready for a War, in which there is no peace for the Enemy. pic.twitter.com/06gh7Hu5qK— Reza Zainab (@zainabReza_13) February 28, 2026
There is no guarantee the people will accept the American and Israeli action against the Iranian Mullah tyranny. Many Iranians may despise the Iranian regime, but at least for them, they are Iranian. Many of the people who protested have been killed off by the regime.
The people of Iran wanted us to deliver these messages to @realDonaldTrump
Repost it thousands of times so he hears their voices. pic.twitter.com/DFp7UgePq1
— Iran Military Monitor (@IRIran_Military) February 11, 2026
There is also the problem of the Strait of Hormuz, but that is something everyone knows about. If Trump wants to clean out the Mad Mullahs once and for all, he needs to put boots on the ground, and we all know what happens when that happens.
Prepare for risk-off on the stock markets and US futures potentially dropping 1-2% initially, with tech and growth stocks selling off hardest on Monday. Crypto also will probably succumb to panic selling, with BTC/USD taking the brunt. As for crude, there will be spikes in price, especially if the Strait is cut off, where 20% of the world’s oil passes through.
Iran is the final key, the key to the hornet’s nest that will open the doors to Satan’s asshole… and it looks like Trump elected to do the dirty deed.
The Green Party’s victory at the Gorton and Denton by-election has left a rather nasty stain on politics within the UK. Specifically, the implementation of nefarious tactics to induce voter sentiment from foreigners living inside Britain. The Greens used divisive techniques to garner votes that employ sectarian politics by sharing campaign material in languages including Urdu and Bengali calling on voters to “punish” Labour over Gaza, as well as other methods of election manipulation. Therefore, the dumbed-down masses manipulated into voting for the Green Party did not know they were voting for a lunatic fringe of far-left, staunch Marxist communists — most of them can’t even read or write English.
The Green cause has been hijacked by the Marxists, as have other causes like the “Gaza” cause and any other “cause” that is ripe for the picking or conducive to manipulating and disrupting the system in any way.
Most people with any sense would not vote for a political party if it presents itself overtly as communist or Marxist, and this is why this political ideology had to go underground effectively under the mantle of “eco” and “green”.
Vetoing a 90 billion euro loan from the EU to Ukraine has its price, and this could be a moment when NATO members start folding upon each other. Hungary, is staunchly aligned with Russia, as is Slovakia. They have been funding the Russian war machine for four years by buying Russian oil and fuelling the ongoing conflict. This is also why Ukrainian operatives blew up the main node of the Druzhba oil pipeline that supplies 100% of Slovakia’s oil and 86% of Hungary’s oil.
Yesterday, Ukraine turned on Slovakia and Hungary. Ukrainian operatives blew up the main node of the Druzhba oil pipeline that supplies 100% of Slovakia’s oil and 86% of Hungary’s oil.
UKRAINE = TURNS ON TWO MEMBERS IN NATO.pic.twitter.com/ItvWWCVJb5
— Steve Hanke (@steve_hanke) February 24, 2026
On the eve of the fourth anniversary of the conflict, Hungary dealt a blow to Europe’s pro-Ukrainian consensus on Monday by blocking additional EU sanctions on Moscow and a large loan for Kyiv.
The European Council chief Antonio Costa was informed by Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban that the Druzhba outage was an “unprovoked act of hostility that undermines the energy security of Hungary” and that the 90 billion EU loan would be blocked until the issue was resolved.
Despite the so-called “sanctions”, Russian oil and gas has been constantly imported into the EU for the past four years simply by being repackaged and shipped from China and India.
The recent events denote a serious escalation of World War 3. Meanwhile, the Kremlin are sitting back and enjoying the NATO in-fighting and milking the situation as much as they can on social media.
Yadda yadda yadda! Russia has once again, for the third time this week, threatened to nuke Britain out of existence. It’s the usual rhetoric from old Vlad, but, er, does he have a point? Look at it this way: Britain is a tiny island, and nuclear detonations are pretty big depending on the megatons used for each missile. The 50-megaton Tsar Bomba could flatten the entire city of London, with effects stretching far beyond the M25 orbital motorway. More than 4.6 million people would die, and roughly 3 million more would be injured, with total devastation covering a radius of over 30–40 miles.
So where’s the safest place in Britain to live if the Russians decide to go nuclear?
If you look at the map of nuclear detonations below, we have marked a spot with a big X denoting where the safest place to live is in the UK during a nuclear assault on Britain. As you can see, it’s kind of bang in the middle of the sea. There is, of course, no guarantee you would survive for long even then because soon after the mass detonations, there would be shedloads of radioactive dust pushed up into the atmosphere which would fall back to earth. The ensuing nuclear winter, where the sun would be blocked out, would probably last for a minimum of ten years, as the ash and soot (black carbon) would go into the stratosphere, which would spread globally, and, because the stratosphere has no rain to wash it out, the smoke would linger for decades.
Additionally, Britain has no contingency to shelter civilians, unlike Scandinavian and Nordic countries, which have mass nuclear shelters for much of the population. The British government during a nuclear war would not care what happens to civilians, not even two shits. The UK government also has no missile shield or capabilities to intercept missiles before they hit their targets.
Basically, if you are in Britain and the sirens go off giving you 15 minutes to shelter, it does not matter where you go. You might have just enough time to bend over and kiss your arse goodbye before that great white light appears.
🚨 JUST IN: Dmitry Medvedev, deputy chairman of Russia's Security Council, issued a bombshell warning that Russia would use non-strategic nuclear weapons against Ukraine and potentially the UK and France if Western nuclear tech is transferred to Kyiv, citing SVR claims via TASS. pic.twitter.com/23kHOBISvJ
— WORLD NEWS (@_MAGA_NEWS_) February 24, 2026
It’s all kicking off in Mexico as major cartel kingpin El Mencho (real name: Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes), leader of Jalisco New Generation Cartel has been offed by Mexican security forces aided by the US.
CJNG Cartel
The 59-year-old cartel boss’s death has sparked off a war in the Jalisco region, with many foreign tourists in resorts trapped.
Airports shut down, military getting involved, power may soon be cut, our resort is surrounded by burning cars, the situation is intense! pic.twitter.com/7Jo3RGMZCF
— Dan Dicks (@DanDicksPFT) February 22, 2026
Not special forces. These are members of a drug cartel in Mexico, armed like a military unit. pic.twitter.com/KGBHxEektg
— Creepy.org (@creepydotorg) February 22, 2026
According to the Secretariat of Finance and Public Credit in Mexico City, the cartel has territory within the regions of Jalisco, Nayarit, Aguascalientes, Colima, Guanajuato, Veracruz, Baja California, Baja California Sur, Sonora, Chihuahua, Coahuila, Zacatecas, the Islas Marías, Michoacán, Guerrero, Oaxaca, Quintana Roo, Chiapas, Tabasco, Querétaro, Tamaulipas, Hidalgo, San Luis Potosí, Edomex, Morelos and Puebla.
CJNG is considered by the Mexican government to be one of the most dangerous criminal organisations in Mexico and the most powerful drug cartel in Mexico. It is also considered the cartel with the most paramilitary firepower.
BREAKING: Puerto Vallarta is under siege.
The kingpin El Mencho is dead, and his soldiers have turned Jalisco into a cage. If you’re in a Puerto Vallarta resort right now, The main road is choked with the skeletons of burning buses. That’s your exit, and it’s on fire.… pic.twitter.com/kLschSesY3
— Desiree (@DesireeAmerica4) February 22, 2026
CJNG is heavily militarised and more violent than other criminal organisations. It has a special operations group for specific types of warfare.
🚨MEXICO: The CJNG Cartel are stopping trucks and forcing them to block roads. Then they shoot tires flat. pic.twitter.com/SXGv0JB4ss
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) February 24, 2026
Its hitman training programme is strict and professional. The cartel is best known for its fights against the Zetas and Templarios, it has fought La Resistencia for control of Aguililla, Michoacán and its surrounding territories.
Combatting CJNG is difficult because of police corruption. The retention and hiring of new police officers is poor.
And here is a convoy of CJNG members yelling their loyalty to the leader of CJNG El Mencho back then. Wonder how many of these goons have been arrested or captured by rivals? https://t.co/s9xXXbVssJ pic.twitter.com/yYhDhmAXoz
— The_Banned_Vids (@The_Banned_Vids) February 21, 2026
Hailed as the saviour of the American economy and the world, eh, Trumpenomics is turning out to be kind of shit.
It’s not just the irrational, destabilising decisions off the cuff that breeds uncertainty in the markets, but the quality of the Trumpian decisions seems to be lacking as well. Did the Don just get an idea, write it on a piece of scrap paper, and then implement it without consulting anyone? Probably.
Sure, the Teflon Don wants all that America First stuff, but shitting on all of America’s former allies globally does not do any good for America either. In fact, it creates a further load of negative sentiment and derision that eventually hurts America as much as it hurts its former allies.
It is nigh on impossible to invest or trade in these conditions because unless you are in with the Trump team, you won’t know when he will drop his latest brain fart on Truth Social. All it takes is one comment, and Bitcoin drops 60%, or the S&P suddenly craters out of nowhere.
Tariffs work both ways, and ordinary Americans are paying the price as much as the Europeans and the rest of the world.
Don’t mention the $38 trillion debt that needs to be serviced with $1 trillion per year…. Trump never mentions that subject either. All that QE may provide a temporary respite, but in the long run?
Too many cooks…
It is rather ironic that the economy was doing a lot better under Biden because he did not touch anything. The key to running the economy smoothly, it seems, is that being comatose and completely out of it is the best solution. Just let it do its thing; it runs itself. Don’t poke the fucking thing like Trump is doing. Radical changes without thinking things through or consulting the Fed honchos will fuck the economy in the ass — et voila, we have Trumpenomics… a fucking disaster if there ever was one.
Trump, here’s some advice. Stay out of the economy. Stop trying to micromanage and poke the hornet’s nest all the fucking time. Leave it to the Fed. Just go to sleep like Sleepy Joe. Then everything will be fine.
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